me thinks macdonalds might have got in there first!

He's going for a vice-presidency in the Orvil Redenbacher company............

whats that?

A popular pop-corn company here in the states.......

He'll be their new Spokes-tard. He'll replace corky.

@ spokes-tard

Who is Corky.........

He was a "mentaly handicapped" character on a show in the early '90s called 'Life Goes On' played by an actual "mentaly hanicapped" actor named Chris Burke (I think he had down syndrome). He also did some McDonalds commercials around that time where he ended the ad by saying "Haw may I hep you?" while standing behind a till. Now I don't eat McDonalds because their "food" is primarily kangaroo intestines and rat droppings, but I especially wouldn't want to eat food handled by someone with a significantly lower IQ than the rest of the retards that work fast food. Now I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, retards gotta work too, but for fucks sake, don't let them handle peoples' food (even if it is mcdonalds "food").