Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away