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My Best Valentine Gift
14 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 27 months ago

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konifur
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 01:50 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

yak, Kermit's poo.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bigster
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 07:49 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

nothing says i love you like a heart shaped box of weed!

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Nov 04, 2007 at 06:34 PM
1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

Had a friend who fed his toddler avocados and that looks like what was in his diaper.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 04:58 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Hey Wiley wanna be my Valentine??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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capttomguam
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 06:57 AM
3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

If he really wants to be your Valentine he'll send you a box of chocolats along with it.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 07:35 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

If he's trully a part taker of such he'll know by common sense that Chocolate is mandatory side dish, to compliment the dinner !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 09:39 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

I guess the penny is to give you the idea how big the box is.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 11:25 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Its not the size of the package but what's in the package!! And by the looks of that package I'll glady and most graciously accept and acknowledge a thoughtful gift

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 02:34 PM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

You would really love my Christmas gifts....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 05:30 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

Which by the way is less than 50 days away!! I'm on my best behaviour !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Nov 06, 2007 at 10:29 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I think I'll be the judge of your BEST behavior...(nudge,nudge,wink,wink)......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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bkvestal
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 03:20 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I'll remember that on Valentine's day

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 05, 2007 at 05:34 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Hot Damn,!,! I got Christmas & Valentine's Day covered now all I got to do is get Easter covered as well.. Any Takers?? I make a wicked Alton Brownie & all the cream coconut flavors around !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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