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My Amulet Of Beauty Is Not Working
10 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 30 months ago
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 12:51 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
That's an amulet of lard you silly cow.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 01:34 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted
ugh. she doesn't even have a neck to put it around.

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 03:46 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

you love it

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 03:53 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted
Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

yea, i always like dating women that big. it adds some excitment to the relationship when you have to always watch over your shoulder to make sure you don't get eaten

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 03:59 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to bigster's original comment

GOOD COMEBACK

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for baby_boybaby_boy
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 02:23 AM
3,117 tokens, 1.67 weeks wasted
it works, actually! works for inner beauty, which is much more important.


after all, it's in the eyes of the observer.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

 
View Profile for JASONJASON
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 03:52 AM
441 tokens, 2.31 days wasted
is that a guy

life is like sex you have your good times and your bad but you look forward to
it every day

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 06:24 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Big girl you are beautiful
Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said hey girl you are beautiful
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke im on my knees
Screaming, big girl you are beautiful

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 03, 2007 at 06:27 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

VERY up to date, Steve!


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for gimmiesomegimmiesome
Posted on Aug 04, 2007 at 06:57 PM
91 tokens, 1.14 days wasted
demand a prompt refund and call it a day sister...

don't try and fix me, cause i ain't broken..this is who i am!

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