Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

-Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil.

EVIL WINS!!!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

like omg shoes

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly