Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

"That's the great thing about this country, you can be from anywhere,
everywhere, even Delaware"