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DebzPage
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 07:53 AM
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Think about this fella, you'll be able to last an hour....

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 08:33 AM
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have you cropped that pic.anne calls my the "ten second man."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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roseleanor
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 01:16 PM
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According to 'Did You Know' the average duration is 2 minutes. I knew they were telling porkies!

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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 01:31 PM
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And also " Did You Know, said a pig's big "O" last 30 min !!! I don't know if me heart could take a full 30 min !! But I'd give me all!! I PROMISE !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 04:52 PM
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SWEETBIRDY!!!! You're home!!
And what a subject & answer to enter on.
Have a good Holiday?, Did you bring us all pressies?
Glad to have you back, I was feelin' a bit Blue without you to help stir the pot.

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 11:02 AM
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OMG !! ya got me peeing in my painties over here !! Thank You I'm Glad to be back.. But I do have a question for all British people... Why Oh Why, Do you all LOVE Florida so much????? A good portion of central FL is owned by people in London & so on,, They own villas here but a common 2.3 bedroom Tudor back home??
Just wondering... Florida SUCKS!! The only good thing is my daughter, who lives there beyond my comprehension as to why she chose FL.. She could have said AZ or NM where its really beautiful but that's my own opinon... But I do love the sun down there. Other than that it sucks big time !! Nobody knows what real pizza is. Gryo's are sliced lunchmeat.. All steaks in that state taste like fish or copper penny's NASTY !! But I'm happy I spent time w/brat #2, thats all that matters...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 08:46 PM
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the longest recorded female human orgasm was about 56 minutes.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 11:27 AM
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Lucky Biotch !!! hehehehehe Sorry!! I'm just jealous,,

56 min? Hmm?? Makes me think what the hell she was drinking/smoking? Where do I get it? Can I get it before Christmas day??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 02:07 PM
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theoretically speaking, constant stimulation in the right places could get the job done.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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bkvestal
Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 09:48 PM
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Did You Know? The Earth weighs 6,600 billion billion tons

How in the world would they know that. Where would they get a scale that big.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 12:37 AM
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they could use my bathroom scales.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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capttomguam
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 02:55 AM
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Did You Know;...The average Human Male Cock Lenght is 6 inches.
The average Human Female Vaginal Depth
is 8 inches.
If this stastistick is applied to the entire population of the planet....can you imanigne the miles and miles of unexplored pussey running around out there?

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Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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nightcrawler
Posted on Sep 30, 2008 at 06:39 AM
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hmm! I do not think so, those are only the average ones. I believe they are pairs that match quite nicely : ofcourse the pussy must be at least one half of centimeter deeper . that's about 1/5 from an inch. or even 2/5 would do.

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"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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capttomguam
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 03:09 AM
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Shit...can't edit emoticons...oh well drinks are on me...Lets all drink to unexplored vaginas!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 18, 2007 at 11:34 AM
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BAD BOY !!! You know what you must do !! Now go !! before I summons The Queeny & Likeaneagle on you !! BE GONE WITH YOUR SORRY ARSE!! OH, Take that Silly Boy Konifur with you too!! And don't come out till SPRING,, Maybe that will cool your jets young man!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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