Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.