Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

Sarah-Do the Indians have crack?
Kristen-Nope. But We Do!