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Marmalade Found A Way To Outdo The Other Toms
8 comments | Posted by Bamber 4 months ago
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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 08, 2008 at 07:33 PM
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Hey Tom it looks like you have competition.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 05:23 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Competition....sheeeit! I'll bet he can't play harmonica

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 09, 2008 at 04:01 PM
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Yowling his version of Cats In The Cradle

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then



T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

LOL you know all the words... you spend alot of time singing with the Kittens?


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View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air

Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat
A feline casanova, hey man, thats where its at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can

Yeah don't cross my path

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley way looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley way looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style


(This comment was modified on Sep 10, 2008 07:37 AM)

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 07:43 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

Stray Cat Strut. Stray Cats. 1982.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 07:24 PM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 09:33 PM
1,198 tokens, 5.17 days wasted
This is my favorite cat song especially after eating Chinese food

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,
but that's not chicken in your chicken chow
mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield's on my fork,
He's purrin here on my fork...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat everyday at noon,
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys,
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more,
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store,
I said not today,
I lost my apettite,
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy,
And that is when I knew...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon,
They say that it's beef or fish or pork,
But it's purrin there on my fork,
There's a hairball on my fork.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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