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Man Sets Fire To His... Well... Read Yourself
9 comments | Posted by joe 54 months ago

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joe
Posted on Oct 16, 2004 at 12:58 AM
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I can't count how many times that has happened to me.

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 27, 2005 at 03:55 PM
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really? i never fart!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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llamaCRAZY24
Posted on Dec 18, 2005 at 03:10 PM
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Ya girls never fart!!!!!you go rlaphette

What does a mute boy's mom do when he swears?
...Wash his hands with soap? .

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likeaneagle
Posted on Sep 12, 2005 at 06:14 AM
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hahajoe! ILMAO!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 02:56 AM
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....yeah...theres a lot of that going around

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 10:44 AM
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Holy shit...that sucks!!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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wes
Posted on Nov 10, 2005 at 05:21 AM
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Those 'surgical spirits' damn near turned him into a spirit, lucky to be alive!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 09:54 AM
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wow that just sucks for him wish i could read the rest of the story but i hope they pay him a shit load of money i mean enough that he shouldn't have to work for a long time

save the chief

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sugar5740
Posted on Jul 25, 2006 at 05:22 PM
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Amersterdam, Netherlands (Ananova):

A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.

A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.

His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.

He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.

He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.

"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.

Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."

The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."

The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.

Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.

Oh, mother, oh, mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw!
My troubles are many, my pleasures are small
For I've married a man who has no balls at all!

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