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Homefries
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 01:44 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Take one down, pass it around, 998 bottles of beer on the wall

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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paulie
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 01:45 AM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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minodude
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:30 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

Take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Homefries
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 03:02 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

What are you doing up so late? (Early) Go to bed!!!!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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minodude
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

its the weekend

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:10 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i bet he wants to go pee pee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bloodyripper
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:38 AM
307 tokens, 1.8 weeks wasted

So he’s just an amateur then..

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

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paulie
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:40 AM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to bloodyripper's original comment

It was one of my very first nights out!!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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bloodyripper
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:50 AM
307 tokens, 1.8 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to paulie's original comment

Well practice makes perfect lol

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

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Token
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 03:38 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Comment in reply to paulie's original comment

I'm impressed that you are still sitting up.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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mauler
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 03:45 AM
1,653 tokens, 3.83 days wasted

I bet his back teeth are floating after all that !

ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 02:00 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

and says ill never drink another beer as long as i livee

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alex657684
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 04:12 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

the thought of any alcohol right now makes me want to throw up.....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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killapenguin
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 06:45 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Agreed, this girl kept buying me drinks last night, and I kept saying yes...

" " - Harpo Marx

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ilikenoodles
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 04:47 PM
114 tokens, 9.37 hours wasted

He's gonna need a new kidney......
Poor Bastard...

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killapenguin
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 06:44 PM
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Comment in reply to ilikenoodles's original comment

He's gonna be dead from alcohol poisoning before he reaches 50 beers.

" " - Harpo Marx

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ilikenoodles
Posted on May 09, 2007 at 07:27 PM
114 tokens, 9.37 hours wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

Poor bastard.

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versedy_D
Posted on May 07, 2007 at 05:00 AM
64 tokens, 14.38 hours wasted

i bet dat ni66a sloppy drunk

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minodude
Posted on May 09, 2007 at 05:31 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to versedy_D's original comment

that man is white...

just like you!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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bigster
Posted on May 18, 2007 at 03:33 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

you're lucky he can't read english, or he'd take offense to you calling him white

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 18, 2007 at 03:31 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to versedy_D's original comment

you are so chav!

i souport publik edekasion

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mimilove4u
Posted on Jun 11, 2007 at 03:05 PM
31 tokens, 26 mins wasted

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