konifur Posted on Jan 08, 2008 at 05:44 AM 25,248 tokens, 1.51 months wasted
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said
Did you think I would leave you crying
when you know i will drop my pants for you...
hey! it wasn`t me!
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks.
Back in the 1970s my dad worked in an approved school. Every year they took 30 boys camping in the summer. One year it pissed it down for the first couple of days, so most of the time was spent in 'the lounge', which was a concrete building from the second world war. Dad found a Rolf Harris LP of 'amusing ditties' and put it on the record player. Amazingly quite a few of the lads enjoyed it.
Later in the holiday there was another rainy day, and one of the lads said "If we're spending the day in the lounge, can we hear that Ralph Morris again?"
He's been known in our family as Ralph Morris ever since.
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.
Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.
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Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said
Did you think I would leave you crying
when you know i will drop my pants for you...
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)