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Vijchti
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 02:11 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

Oh, magnets. I thought it was some kinky form of masturbation.

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 02:41 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

you mean its not!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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HughJorgan
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 02:22 AM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

haha, yeah, dry humping a refrigerator would have to be kinda like licking the flag pole in winter.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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kat
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 03:22 AM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

" I swear I have no idea where those damn magnets are. The cat must have gotten them."

Live and Let Live

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 05:22 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Dogs are always rubbing themselves on everything...

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:52 AM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

agree that is so true

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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Chevy7x
Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 12:37 PM
1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

they need help

they dont have any thumbs

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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opeman
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 08:24 AM
482 tokens, 1.44 days wasted

This is pretty good. I had a dog that used to like to eat rocks.

Can't we all just get along?

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Areola
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 03:02 PM
207 tokens, 23.77 hours wasted

Comment in reply to opeman's original comment

Dog's eat rocks when they are sick, don't they?

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 08:50 AM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

My dog actually eats screws and nails, she isnt tough either, just stupid!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 09:45 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to onetwothree's original comment

good night talk to when you get time

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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aph21
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:05 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to onetwothree's original comment

My neighbors dog ate an engine bolt yesterday... and it wasn't one of the cheap and easy to fingd kind either!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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mellowkat
Posted on Dec 04, 2005 at 08:29 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

i done work experience at a veterinary surgery once and they removed a rock the size of a tennis ball from the dogs stomach. Ive also read an article where this dog ate a box of used tampons!! The vets had fun removing them

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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aph21
Posted on Dec 06, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

I'll bet they had fun removing them, I bet that they didn't have a problem controlling the bleeding with the tampons plugging the hole!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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mellowkat
Posted on Dec 06, 2005 at 05:58 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

lol hey a new innovation for surgeons... use tampons to help stop hemorrhaging!! its super absorbent

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wes
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 10:22 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Hello??? Is there something to this? How lame can it get?

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 08:02 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

someone have a case of the mondays? lol

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 11:08 AM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

dont buy referigerator magnets that look like food

silly monkeys

" " - Harpo Marx

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Areola
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 03:01 PM
207 tokens, 23.77 hours wasted

That is actually kinda funny. Who would have thought of a dog eating magnets? AND, how would the dog have gotten in that position on the fridge anyhow?

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

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PandieKray
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 09:10 PM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Im not giving that 1 any thoughts

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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mellowkat
Posted on Dec 06, 2005 at 05:50 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

the dog felt this tugging on his winky and had the urge to pick up with the fridge!! When caught he was heard crying " I cant help it you know opposites attract"

(This comment was modified on Dec 06, 2005 05:54 PM)

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fudgedribble
Posted on Dec 29, 2005 at 11:12 PM
537 tokens, 1.81 days wasted

i thought it was doing the matrix lol

~Ho Ho Ho, Merry Holidays~

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 09:22 PM
423 tokens, 3.97 hours wasted

vive le Québec libre !

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rasec1736
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 12:13 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

this is hilarious seems similar to the far side.

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 09:11 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

tALK ABOUT lead IN YOUR PENCIL !!!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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