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mine
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:03 AM
1,623 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Lol, well that's something you don't see every day!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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minodude
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:21 AM
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Comment in reply to mine's original comment

what if you did see it everyday, you just dont remember

and by posting, you are delving into your memory, and since you see it everyday, it subconciously hit you, but since you dont remeber, instead you just post about its originality, but it really isnt original, you just think it is

what about that!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Homefries
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:41 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

This is your brain.......this is your brain on drugs!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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ramrock
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 06:46 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I see you got up in the medicine cabinet and took extra helpings of stuff didn't you

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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minodude
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 07:12 AM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

actually NOT taking my medicine

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 09:28 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

Nobody likes a SNITCH

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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videophotog
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:19 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

What would you do if you saw that in your neighborhood?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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konifur
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:05 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

make a trunk call

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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JackAndCoke
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:26 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

i'll take a pic and post it on ugoto.com

Avoid hangover, stay drunk.

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Vijchti
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 05:27 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Mmmmm...elephant burgers.

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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teknine
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:25 AM
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Damn it, i knew i left the back door open..'come back home honey!'

honest story..one morning when i got up for work around 5:00 am, i opened the front door to enjoy my hot cup of folgers, before heading off..low & behold, a horse at the door.."like he was gonna ring the door bell to ask for sugar." it scared the fuk out of me!!

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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kirby
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:39 AM
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Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

lmao! that was the funniest thing I ever did hear of.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 06:13 AM
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Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

LMFAO I have to admit that would of scraed the SH** out of me too, mind you nothing like that would ever happen where i live then again never say never lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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kirby
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:41 AM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

Maybe this is Africa. Maybe it happens everyday over there. But if I was walking down the street and saw that coming I would be running for dear life believe u me.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 03:07 PM
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Comment in reply to kirby's original comment

I used to live in Africa for few years, and no, there are no elephants on the streets on any wild animals. I wish there such nice smooth roads in africa like the picture! I'd go back there then.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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konifur
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:07 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Q.what do you do if you see a herd of them comming down the street.
A.SWIM FOR IT.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 09:26 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

ewwwww

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 06:16 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

WOW if i was the person in that car i would get the hell out of there before it trampled on me lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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kro7
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 01:32 PM
246 tokens, 8.83 hours wasted

Well hey, at least the elephant is nice enough to use the sidewalk and not block up the road

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

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