Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.