What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.