I have a prediction.

When you finally find some girl to take you on ... you'll be completely whipped ! She will have you in check so fast, you won't know what the hell happened.
You'll follow her around, like a lost puppy.
She'll say, "jump". You'll say, "How high, boss ?"
You won't even see your own paycheck. It'll just be direct deposited into HER account.
She'll have you on an allowance. And, you'll be grateful to get that.

Then, you'll get on the internet, spouting off ridiculous sexist remarks. Because it's the only way you have of getting it out. Because you know damn well that if you say it to her, she'll whip you with a switch, that YOU'LL have to cut from the tree that she made YOU plant, just for this kind of situation.


I see it all so clearly.

i have a women

and she listens to me....after i say what she wants

Yeah.

Her name is, mom.