"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

RIP Raffi Quaderi
Love&Miss You.
1989 - 2007

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....

"Don't sweat the small shit"

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."