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24 comments | Posted by konifur 25 months ago
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 04, 2007 at 08:08 AM
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Ouch!!!!!!!! That would be truly painful.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 04, 2007 at 02:00 PM
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My skin is bubbeling & peeling just looking at her !! Poor girl..


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 12:03 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

i have been worse than that twice,with sun stroke thrown in just for luck.i thought i was gonna die.
the 1st time it was ignorance the 2nd time it me being foolish....never again.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 12:56 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I've had sunstroke too - nasty bloody thing ain't it, with your heart rate varying from 30 to 500 beats a minute.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 01:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

the first time i had it i was lying on a hotel floor most of the night,Anne was putting towels socked in water over me to cool me down and the towels where dry within 10 minutes.phew.

(This comment was modified on Dec 05, 2007 01:01 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 01:50 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

My first burn I got from riding thru the desert in a convertable and of course the top was down..
I rode from NM threw to CA old RT# 66 all the way. By the time I got to Ca I was burned from the top of my skull to my knees. What ever was exposed was burnt. I ended up in the hospital ER where they fixed me up and sent me on my way.. BUT You know what cream they used?? They DID NOT let me see what they used till they were done with me,, It was Preperation H !!!!!!! Yes preperation H the Hemmoroid cream is a excellent burn relief medicine...Just DO NOT TELL them what you are using on them and all is good!! No blisters or peeling with Preperation H......

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 03:58 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Hey Sweets It sounds like you are saying that if you over-expose yourself to the sun, you will be treated like an ass-hole in an American Hospital.
God Bless America

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 04:10 AM
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I kept on asking the nurse,, What is that your putting on me?? She said and I ( "" )Laydown turn over and let me do this. You have first and second degree burns on you. Your back & shoulders are burnt beyond belief.. I asked her AGAIN OK what is it that your using?? She replied Burn cream... and I left it at that. But before I eft ER I asked if I could get a perscription for the cream.. She said no need for a scrip.... here ya go and handed me a tube of Preperation H!! I said preperation H??? I don't need this I need the cream you used earlier.. She just laughed and said.....
Do you really think if I told you the truth about what I was putting on you, would you have let me continue with the procedure?? I thought for a second and said HELL NO !!! She said exactly!!!!! that's why we don't tell you patients.. Now how's the attitude on PH??? I use it everytime someone here gets burned.. sunburn or a burn from the stove or fireplace to minor scrapes & cuts.. it's NOT for Hemoroids anymore !!!

(This comment was modified on Dec 05, 2007 04:12 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 03:58 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

.... and not a Hemorrhoid to be found.
i never put anything on my burns apart from cold water and boy did i peel.Anne called me "Steve the snake."i peeled that bad people where looking at me thinking i must have been a leper.the skin on my leg came off near enough in one bit.yuck

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 04:09 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

When I had my bout of sunstroke the skin peeled of my chest and back in sheets.

But I did get coated in calomine lotion at the hospital by a sexy Irish nurse.

(This comment was modified on Dec 05, 2007 04:11 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 04:15 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You need a tube of Preperation H !!!!!! I'm telling you It's great for burns!!! I wouldn't lie to you sir!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 08, 2007 at 08:18 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

hot hot hot.i was about medium rare.


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 01:39 AM
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That looks so uncomfortable, and painful.
Blistering, itching, peeling, peeling, peeling.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 10:28 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Now would be the perfect time to give he a good spanking.........

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they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 02:50 AM
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A good blistering, or tanning!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 06:12 AM
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I heard that Butter actually helps for sunburn, and it's great on lobster.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 02:55 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Butter is no good on burns, it holds the heat in.
Cold compresses to take the heat out first. Chilled apple cider vinegar works very well!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 06:03 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Oh yeah I think I did hear something about that. However butter is good for LOBSTER.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 06:20 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

You are correct there! Crab legs and shrimp as well.
* wipes drool from face*

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 06:29 AM
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Been there. Done that.
Now I take my time, when sunbathing.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 03:13 AM
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from john... debz want's to know if its ok to take apple cider internaly?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 06:02 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Sure, why not. She will pucker better!


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 06:22 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

oh what a lovely pucker you have.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 06, 2007 at 06:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Debz sayz: You're a Honey, big kisses back... *John's gone home* I Love apple cider I believe it's the cure-all for all things

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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