that makes two of us.

(This comment was modified on Oct 16, 2005 09:10 PM)

me third!


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wut da fuk iz dat supposed ta mean......fuk u

It's supposed to mean it's a mixed breed and that the site hasn't had many dog pics recently, calm down and stop bitching.

good one i like it

I have 4 of them... want me to send you pic of each just lay'n there be'n dogs? OMG, this is so exciting!!!

You should just to see what his reply would be. lol

fuk u bitch ass nigga

It's a fuckin' dog you idiot, get over it, you act like you're fucking it or something, than again, maybe you are.

i kno it juss a dog.........its da fukin fact dat u dissin ma post u dumass

Ok tell you what, I'll take a picture of my ass and submit it, and you can make fun of it all you want, even though it's a pretty nice ass,

no how bout u go suk on a dik n u coul submit dat shit n den ill make fun of it u fagget ass nigga

Have you ever thought about maybe typing in english, or do you just not know how to spell? Here's an idea, why don't you come and slob my knob, and I'll send in a picture of that?

how bout u shut da fuk up cuz dat waz so weak it aitn even consida a comebak

Hey, you wouldn't happen to know someone that could translate all this stupid crap that you've been typing, would ya? I mean damn, this is like arguing with a kid from the "special kindergarten" class.

*over megamicrophone* EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! *echoes*

Way to chime in late.

god your funny

Here's an idea, why don't you come and slob my knob, and I'll send in a picture of that?

shut da fuk up who da fuk r u....jumpin into shit

shut da fuk up who da fuk r u....jumpin into shit


No, how about YOU shut the fuck up !!
I'll do & say what I want, when I want !





(This comment was modified on Nov 27, 2005 04:44 PM)

Hey!

I am NOT retarded.

*kicks brother*

HA!

Wish I had a camera on my cell phone.
Saw a woman in WalMart today that looked like a god damned train wreck.

Had some sort of "capri" pants made out of a really flimsy material...bright red with some sort of pattern...or it could have been Mc Donalds food spilled on them.... made her look like she was wearing rodeo clown pants...
Her hair was obviously really long stringy and greasy. She had her bangs wadded up and chip clipped on top of her head, and had 3 different styles of "pony tails" all over her head. She had in tow 3 dirty little kids.
I swear to god they all smelled like sour milk.

But on a serious note I think she had some sort of mental problem. Judging not only by her apperence, and her smell, but her inane ramblings.
Reminded me of my 2 aunts that have some sort of dysfunction, and occasionally "take a ride in the white van." ala The Dream Team.

Oh my god, retarded girls are SO hot. I just love it when the drool all over my chest, and scream out "I like applesauce" when we're in bed. Give me a girl in a helmet over a blonde anyday!

Is that the only way you're gonna get a date? LOL





j/k

You don't think I made put that "wanna help me find my puppy" line up there for nothin' do ya?

Rootbeer and shiney stickers, eh?
They're also suckers for licorice, it's like crack, for 'tards.

LMAO!!!

If you ever want to get a tard in the sack, remember this...Rootbeer.
If you can, get some shiney stickers as well.

If you want to make it a sure thing, get some root beer scented scratch n sniff stickers.

You got some?

*adjusts helmet*

*tugs on restraints*

Hell yeah baby, I got red and black, why don't we go back to my parents basement, and you can have all the licorice and rootbeer (thanks monkey) you want. What do ya say we go check out my spongebob sheets?

Spongebob sheets?

You must be awesome.

Do you have pudding cups?





I hope the short bus will drop me off at your place.

Pudding cups nothin' I got the Variety Snack Pack! As you know, not just anyone can get them from walmart for $2.48 you have to have connections.

I'm driving the short bus, i'll pick you up on the way.

Well, I'm going to bring my magic markers.

I like to smell magic markers.

I'll bring the glue and glitter!

Dude.

This is going to be Tardfest '05.

Rings of pudding around our mouths, stickers in our hair, root beer down the front of our t-shirts.

We'll get one giant sized bounce house so we can't hurt ourselves when we fall over.

Pfft. That's what my helmet is for!

Just so I know, is this a B.Y.O.D. (bring your own diaper) party, or should I make a store run?

I'm pretty high-functioning.

My "go maker" won't have an accident.

I think mine just did...

We got pampers as a sponsor, they'll take care of it.

(This comment was modified on Oct 17, 2005 01:03 AM)

Sweet, but if not, mom's got plastic on the couches, so it's all good.

Sweet!!!!

Don't forget your "Just Like Me" 'special' down syndrome dolly. Last time you left it, and the dog ended up humping it and we had to throw it away before you took it to school for show and tell.

Actually, we threw it out AFTER show and tell.

That's why it was so cool.

Now the truth comes out, i've been crying myself to sleep since I lost her.
And you all told me she went to a better place!

Ok, but no finger paints, after the fiasco we had last time, I still can't get it out of the avacado color shag carpet.

HEY! I RESENT THAT!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ENEMIES TODAY. I MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB OF THAT WITH THE DOG LOVER WITHOUT CRACKING WEAK BLONDE JOKES.

LIGHTEN UP DOGLOVER. DONT POST ANYMORE PIC.S IF YOUR GONNA GET MAD OVER CRITISIZM.

Hey, I didn't crack any blonde jokes...wait...did I? No I don't think I did, either way, funny how this evolved into a conversation about retards, isn't it?

YEAH AND I WAS JUST BUSTIN' YOUR

Well, I appreciate it, they haven't gotten too much use as of late.

GLAD I COULD BE OF SERVICE!

But it did go oh-so well.

They don't have porno for puppies....
no thumbs to work the remote control. Fast Forward, pause, rewind, repeat

LMFAO

The PROPER way to watch a porn.