Never heard of a "bog roll" until I came to UGOTO. If nothing else, this sight is providing me with an education in GB vernacular. Whether that's a useful thing or not remains to be seen.

Wait!! Just wait!!
Your going to learn things you'll never forget!

i have learnt so much Americanisms since i have been on ugoto so it works both ways.

Konifur this is how you can tell that Anne is getting pissed with having to buy Bog roll by the grate load

so i can use one leaf at a time and look it`s washable.this is gonna save moneyi will eventually get used to the pain.

You have a tough ass Konifur... no wonder our spankings aren't making any difference!

it`s you sodding sisters that have made my ass like elephant hide in the first place.GRRRRRRRR.

You may kiss our feet as a thankyou for our attention to your butt

poooooooooooooooooooooooh who`s got wiffy feet come on own up before i kiss them .sheesh some one needs odour eaters.wow that wiffy.

Hey we wouldn't offer our feet after cleaning them.... you would just start licking them and that would tickle

what even the toe jam and the little black bits that keep moving you are having a laugh ain`t you

Now come on Konifur... I thought you were grateful to us Twisted Sisters... now be obedient or you can go kneel in the corner all alone!

oh no not toe jam please.ok ok but i will be sick i warn you i will puke.

Hey speak for yourself I love to have my feet rubbed kissed and yes my toes sucked on !!

But Sweets he is refusing and I will not take disobedience.... even from him!!!!

Yes, punished severly but we have a slight problem,,The beatings are not working anymore, We must call a meeting with the ladies and think of something else,,I have an idea so lets all pull together and see what we can come up with.

Ok Sweets all Twisted Sisters present and ready for 'Operation Discipline Konifur' What is the Plan Sis and how can we help?

looks like i`m the one up shit creek with out a paddle.

Konifur I am very pleased that the implication of the picture was not wasted on you.... very clever Honey Bunny

hey i`m not stupid,you want me to hang this medal around my neck and when i fall into the river and the weight of it will pull me down.HA! i have sussed you.

Ahhhh nah I was wrong... give me back that medal.... shhhhheeettt I gave you too much credit again... here have this button instead... it has a velcro back so it wont hurt you... no pins