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17 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 15 months ago
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 05:33 PM
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Wow ! ! 1
We don't have any of that stuff here on Guam!
But you better bring some sunblock when you come to visit.
New Zealand and Australia are right next door also!
I can get you a place to stay for two weeks for about what you would pay at a Hotel for two nights!
And just think....You and your significant other (forgot his name) will have Betty and myself as your own personal tour guides!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:08 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

thank tom!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 09:14 PM
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O.K.. O.K., K. K. K. K. !!!
I did some research and I can get you and yours a Room in a house, in "Agana Heights"(ritzy)(by the Gov's house!) I think it is owned by a Lawyer or some professional.?! Full house privlidges, for two weeks (14 days) for the total amount of $200.00 (two hundured) dollars!
This is only one of 5 listed in the paper today!
And this is a NICE one!....take a cheep vacation!
cheep rental cars are $25.00 a day also! ! !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 06:53 PM
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Oh Tom I want to come stay on your Island so much!!!! I am getting a one piece bikini for the trip Honey... what ya think... gonna be a pirate marooned in Guam
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:20 PM
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Great Pirate Flag Design! I have a friend here who lost his left eye and eyelid, therefore he cannot use a prostatiac (glass) eyeball! Terrible fishing accident! His name is "Barney" and is knowen as "Barney The Pirate"...you know the one with the eyepatch? Think I am gonna ask Betty to make him a new patch with that design!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 10:14 PM
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Ask me nice and I will leave my bikini behind for him


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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 01:09 AM
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Life is ice: it sticks to you
it only works in cold temperatures
it is very hard to find a pure sample
it shatters easily
it floats
unlike most things, it gets bigger as it turns into a solid

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:32 AM
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You are so clever Mino... I knew you weren't cutting all your classes, well done... BTW Seawater does too, as does saline..but what do I know huh?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:41 AM
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Seawater/Saline...You mean as it turns to "ICE"?
XXXXXXXXXXXX redundant invalid input!XXXXXXXXXXXX
Try again!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:03 AM
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Nah I want to argue this one... when salty water dries.. the salt crystals expand... that is why they put artifacts found in the sea straight back into water after lifting them. The salt must be flushed or it will cause cracks as it expands in the air

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:38 AM
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I bow to your infinite wisdom your HIGHNESS!
*hey...don't be grabbin my arse*
*damn winch has a brain*
I got one "Oxygen" when it turns into oxides!(rust)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 04:30 AM
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Yeah Sailor that be a tight wee booty...*pinch* Never treat me just as a Sex Toy, I have a brain too and know how to use it


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 06:40 AM
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Hey Smarty Pants;
Did you ever PM Lynn re.; vacation?!?!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 08:47 AM
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No Tom... I don't have a Sugar Daddy that wants to take me away from all this... I am a poorly paid Caregiver to the Elderly that finds there is too much week at the end of her pay-packet... You should PM her and ger her to come play at your place

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 05:27 PM
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I did!Maybe she could hop over and see you .....being as she would be in the neighborhood

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:33 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Hey; "DUDE"

Where you been?......Busy huh!?!?...'cause we all miss you! What's her name this time?!? Is this you?!? HOPE SO!
Well what the hell....We ain't got no ice here on Guam. I can appreciate your input about the stuff....especially the part about "getting bigger when it turns to a solid"
The words "most things" really set me to a-thinkn! This sounds like a college essay question. After asking everyone what gets bigger as a solid....Betty came up with bread dough....It actually grows bigger. I don't think expanding foam counts as it only adds air. Astute observation "DUDE"! *darn upstart kid has a brain* *goes off muttering sumptin 'bout Bamber*

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 04:43 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

I just havnt had alot of free time recently, with school, friends, sports, etc. And I took a month long summer trip so that didnt help

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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