Oh I know that face ... but I can't remember... please help the ol' girl remember, bloody C.R.A.F.T.

Lee Van Kleef

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Dezzzzz !!!!!!!! Konifur isn't playing fair !!! He KNOWS ANGEL EYE'S & I GO WAY BACK !!! He IS MY ONLY WEAKNESS !!! GO AWAY !!! HMMPH !!!!!!!!!!
KONIFUR'S A CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER !!!

hehehehehe angel eyes say he wants to wine and dine you. so come along to our saloon (the gun slinger tavern) and he all yours.

He can wine me dine me & fu*k me, BUT at the Dude ranch Debz & I have.. I wouldn't trust you Konifur, for no amount of money,horses or anything else that deviant mind of yours may have in store for a little ol'cowgirl such as myself...

angel eyes says , "that's up to you missy,it`s your loss,i ain't about to leave my good old pardner konifur, to go go a sleazy hen house.*puffs on pipe,blue eyes staring off into the distance*

BITE ME !! Angel never said that! You have him hog tied and gagged, You know if he knows I'm here in town you lose your only friend !! Another thing,,, his eyes are not BLUE thats how I know you are lying you dog!!

AND WHO YOU CALLING SLEAZY?? My
House if full of beautiful CLEAN LADIES, Finest Silks & satin, best booze around !! Us ladies know how to wine & dine a man...Not like you.....You rattlesnake eating varmot !!




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my posse is getting bigger.i have angel eyes ,ollie,stan and pat...i have not got angel hog tied he is much faster at the draw than me.
he is too much a gentelman to be seen in a house of ill repute.
he says, "you are to good looking cow-gal to be running such a place,come to the gunslinger tavern and i`ll make you the happiest woman in the west."

this may be your last chance as he is not a patient man.

i have just met my 5th member of my posse his name is potter. he is not very good with a gun but he is a great guy.i only need another two(i am sure the captain will don his cowboy hat to join us.

well tom has now joined my posse.he really suits that cowboy hat.)so we need one more for the magnificent seven.
anyone want to be one of the hard men or are you going to join debz and sweets in that house of sin where they charge you for sex.
join the posse and the women give us it for free.


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"Kid" You hang with the likes of "Angel Eyes"?!? Think I'll mosey on down to the saloon "Dude Ranch" (a.k.a. "Mustang Ranch") where them fancy women are keeping Bkvestal behind bar and get me a drink. I heard that the dude samples all the goods and waters down the whisky!

oh you have not met my other hombre,have you,he can shoot eye from a rattle snake....say hello to Pat garret...............

"Kid Konifur" and "Pat Garret" ...What a pair 'O Aces'! How much the Reward Poster $$$$ up to on you now?!? I dun heard that "Annie Oakley" is in town and is looking to bring you in and collect. Carefull "Kid"....I taught her to shoot! And that's no Bull!

i have only shot a horse a snake and 3 dogs.all part of being a cowboy that, i should not have a bounty on my head for that.*spits on floor and goes back to sleep*

You musta mean that dirty lo'down Snake "Wild Bill" and them filthy dogs the "Earp" brothers!...Never did have too much holdin with the law! *spits on self and smears on his boot* *no pants*

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Howdy
Just got myself a crate of dynamite from a passing stagecoach. Where's your saddle bag, and I'll load you up.

be careful what you do in that house of debauchery.watch those cowgirls, see what they did to this poor lad.(if ya need help just shout and my hombres and i will come to help ya.)

I'm keeping my gun within reach after looking at them two! *not him....'taint no Wednesday* Damn....Shot myself....Honest...I was just'a polishin it!

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come along to the cowboy saloon where men are men and the sheep are terrified.but don`t wake me i`m asleep outside having 50 winks.........I SAID WINKS CAPTAIN!* pulls hat down over *eyes.

Just why you Brits. call us "Yanks"?!?

i don`t know, i think it stems from WW2
when the US army came to england.but i`m not sure.but we call you that in good humour and it is not meant to be nasty.

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Damn the luck....I waz hopeing it was ment to be NASTY!