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20 comments | Posted by konifur 16 months ago

I Think I Will Keep Driving Straight Ahead

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:30 AM
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yeah there is a special little message at the end of the roll too

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM
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This might save some wastage Konifur when wee jack is in the Lavy

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:37 PM
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i have only one loo rule...
1#use one leaf and use both sides.
i am redundant tomorrow it may change to...
1#use fingers then wash hands twice.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:33 AM
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I love toilet roll pictures.. this is Konifurs new loo roll holder

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:38 AM
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This is what they are doing with the US dollar these days

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:41 AM
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OK last one from me... this is the best stuff to be using when you are having one of those Shitty days

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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ursaminor
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 04:14 PM
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Small furry animals work well.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:34 PM
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hi bear,i have missed you, where the hell have you been.i have always admired the way you shave your ass so the shit does not stick.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:56 AM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 01:00 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

have you just came back from your time travel jaunt as you are talking in old english again.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 01:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

English??
I'll have you know that is my best Roger Waters exaggerated Scottish Brogue, ye daft sassenach!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 04:35 AM
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oh i might be a northern chappy but i do not speak the jock lingo.i`m a mackem through and though.
.....................................hang on my bloody mums maiden name is McFarland...me thinks i have got Scottish blood after all.....
* starts dancing the highland jig round the room*

By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes,
Where the sun shines bright on loch lomon'
Where me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of loch lomon'

Oh, ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low,
And I'll be in scotland afore ye;
For me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of loch lomon'

* gets wrong off anne ...sits back down*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 04:38 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

by god i have just realized where i have heard those words before *slaps forehead * it`s off Several Species of Small Furry Animals.... from the ummagumma album.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 04:52 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Took a while to sink in didn't it?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 04:53 AM
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i have a bad back ....ok.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 05:16 AM
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Eh? What? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that knee!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 07:12 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh Baby do you have a sore back???? How did you get a sore back??? Honey you'll have to rest that back before you go on your Holidays

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 03:44 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i need sweets to give me one of her famous manipulations.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 07:15 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I'm sorry Konifur... these are the only Sweets I have to offer

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 06:59 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

Hey Ursaminor, You aint so cruel... I know you have a wee problem with little furry animals

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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