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Konifur!! What Are You Doing?
17 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 14 months ago

She Needs Help With The Back Garters,, Any Volunteers

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 03:22 AM
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that ursiminor on the morning after his last night on the drink before hibernation.
tee hee i will let him tell that tale.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 03:26 AM
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BUT that don't explain your erection now does it??
The truth shall set you free sir!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 03:29 AM
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like i said i will let the bear tell that tale.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 07:48 AM
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BRWACKKK BRAWCKKK BRWACKKK

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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EASYRIDER
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 09:21 AM
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Morning glory sweetheart, morning glory

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

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ursaminor
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 01:38 AM
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Well, it all started off with me running for my life, from a place in Alaska. I was just so exhausted, and the bottles of Bud were going down so well...

I wanted to fight, but I ran away
got stuffed by Koni, in a slightly different way

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konifur
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 01:46 AM
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hang on i recall that incident in a different way.i have still got the roids to prove it....but it did rhyme well.

(This comment was modified on Oct 19, 2008 01:47 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Heywood
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 06:12 AM
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Want to know how this got started? Konifur once went hunting in the woods. Seeing a bear, he took aim, shots but misses the bear. The bear, in turn, takes the gun away from Konifur and has his way with him sexually. Konifur returns to town, gets a bigger gun, and returns to the woods. Konifur takes aim, misses, and suffers the same result. The cycle continues a few more times with Konifur getting a bigger gun but yet missing each time. Finally the bear just stops and says, "Hey Konifur, you ain't just coming here for the hunting, are you?"

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 06:20 AM
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that`s not that far off the truth, but there was another person, a rampant mad monk,a bar and many bottles of bud involved and it was a bit more complex that.

(This comment was modified on Oct 17, 2008 06:21 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ursaminor
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 01:41 AM
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You left out the "hunter"!

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konifur
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 01:44 AM
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i called the hunter "the other person" i would like to name him, as he is our old friend, but i know i can`t.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 06:35 AM
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OMG!!! Thats it in a nut shell,,, You should have seen it,,Konifur and his ass loving friend!
He'll never tell the truth on that one !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 06:47 AM
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it`s all there on ugoto if anyone wants to go way back a see it.
the truth is out there.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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capttomguam
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 04:23 PM
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Yeah;...I hear the judge was a real wiener!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 11:45 PM
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ahhhhh you remember it well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ursaminor
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 01:48 AM
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Running from Sisters, started this story didn't it?

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konifur
Posted on Oct 19, 2008 at 02:07 AM
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ahhhh yes it did,damn thoses twisted sisters.i still have nightmares.
but then again i would never met you, my bestest drinkng buddy would i.
it`s fart...i mean fate.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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