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Konifur Loves Redheads Too
18 comments | Posted by konifur 21 months ago

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konifur
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 01:45 AM
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Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads

*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

*Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.

*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.

*Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Redheads don't wear any.

*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
*Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.

*Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.

*Good girls wear high heels to work.
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.

*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
*Redheads think no place is the wrong place.

*Good girls prefer the missionary position. *Redheads do too, but only for starters.

*Good girls say 'no'.
*Redheads say 'when?'

*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

*Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.

*Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.

*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.

(i type this this with total affection for red heads.i love red heads.

)

(This comment was modified on Apr 19, 2008 01:46 AM)

(This comment was modified on Apr 19, 2008 01:47 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 04:46 AM
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You think ALL RED-HEADS are bad girls?

A good girl will reach 27 and settle for ANY MAN!
A Red-head will hold out for THE MAN!
A Good girl waits until she is pregnant before getting married!
A Red-head... doesn't need to trap her man!
A Good girl will take this SHITE, and will pretend not to be hurt!
A Red-head is gonna kick your tubby wee ASS BOY!!!!!

So bend over Konifur and kiss your family jewels GOODBYE

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 08:31 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ooooooooooooooof!
but but but i love you * says in a high squeeky voice.*
i am getting hurt more trying to be nice.
* trys to gulp back down two extra adams apples*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 22, 2008 at 06:03 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Then a little more loving and a little less attacking our reputation and Baby you could get interesting..... and even Lucky

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Apr 22, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

you mean if i stop attacking your reputation i could win the lottery......urr um-mm * goes red and coy*ooooooh i see what you mean.* giggles childishly*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 05:36 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Play nice and get nice back Buddy .... thats the game

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 05:40 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

can we not have a one naughty day a week... no of course we can`t.take no notice of me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 07:14 AM
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Hey I'm up for a naughty day a weekwe have gay Wednesdays... but that is only fun for You and the boys... I already like boys so I am secretly gay anywaySo Steve I want to have a naughty day a week and be only bad the rest of the week

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Apr 24, 2008 at 12:02 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

so one day a week i can be a naughty lad and not get into trouble.so i can do and say anything i want without getting a good kick in the knackers.we should call it bad to the bone day.

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 09:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

No it's not that type of naughty... hurting peoples feelings is only allowed on 'F*CK OFF TO ANOTHER SITE YA W*NKER' day.
remember I come with enough lemons to make everyone lemonade some nights... don't p*ss in my mixing bowl...please

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 12:08 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

but is it not, good to be bad.....according to whitesnake it is.that the name of there new album.

so what day is 'FUCK OFF TO ANOTHER SITE YA WANKER'on.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 12:21 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The 2nd Tuesday of every week

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 12:29 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

i`m confused now, you are playing with my simple mind again.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 09:25 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Treat me right
Treat me good
Treat me like you really should
Cause I'm no made of wood
And I don't have a wooden heart

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 25, 2008 at 09:22 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The day I miss seeing you most

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 12:49 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

now you are playing with my mind i don`t understand...I DON`T UNDERSTAND!!!! ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggg

(This comment was modified on Apr 26, 2008 12:50 AM)

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 22, 2008 at 06:33 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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