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Konifur Is Disqualified From The Farting Competition
24 comments | Posted by konifur 3 months ago

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Token
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 01:36 PM
6,787 tokens, 1.01 months wasted

What did you have for lunch Konifur?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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konifur
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 01:13 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

steak in a guinness gravy and prunes for sweet.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Token
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 07:31 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Better leave steak alone then while on holiday.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 05:10 PM
117 tokens, 6.5 hours wasted

Ewwww someone owes me a dinner!!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 09:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Hey Nibbler you bring your famous banana nut loaf for supper and I will put on dinner Honey

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 01:51 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Yippie Skippie.. Sure I'll bring the bannana,,,
Hey????? Never mind I Know who told you !!
And I have dessert for us too !!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 09:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Oh Babe you can com'on over anytime, I'd love to have your crazy ass around....

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 05:16 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Does the offer still stand?? I believe I'm going to need a place asap when the boss see's some of my comments !!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 at 06:53 AM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Yeah course you can Nibbler, I have a wee place for you to hide out the back of the house... it sounds like you are in the shite huh? Yeah come on I will hide you from Mum until she cools dowm

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 01:10 AM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

tee hee i time my posts well, miss C.
yes i know who you are.
welcome to ugoto,i hope you enjoy the site.
i think you know us all well enough already to know how mad we all are and if you are like you mum you will fit right in.
once again it is great to have you here.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 08:59 AM
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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 03:27 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Thank you for that welcome ! I'm glad we have so much diversity here, It seems like you all agree to get along even tho some of you may not share the same views,, Its cool to disagree
sometimes, We all can't be perfect !! Like Ms. Debz !!

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ursaminor
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 05:25 PM
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Ummmm, you better run. Your not to old to turn over her knee. She is in spanking mode!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 11:45 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

Baby you love it when we wrestle

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 03, 2008 at 03:30 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

I know !! Why do you think I said it OUT of arms length between us!! I know who she reminds me of, but I have to know how far I can go before I really let go !!!! J/J J/J J/J
I know I can be sent to room for punishment(please god let them send me )

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konifur
Posted on Sep 03, 2008 at 10:38 PM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

if you are really naughty you might be sent to MY room for punishment.muhahahahahahahahaha!
or if you are a bad girl you might be sent to mino`s room.ohhhhh you will not like it in there.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 05:13 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I can handle your room cause i hear ms. Annie keeps it clean & nice ... But who is mino? is he perverted ooops I mean sexually challenging as you??

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 05:22 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

No disrespect meant, ever!!! I know Ms. Deb is perfect cause I was told she was and I believe
it, How else could she put up with all the shit that fly's thru here?

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 09:32 PM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Imperfection is my speciality Honey, if there is a right way and a wrong way... I want it my way!!!!I love to play with things that I shouldn't and make 'em mine... and if you ever need someone to cover your back... I'm the Girl for the job... I never get mad, just evenThis place is made for Twisted Sisters and the really adorable victims/fellas that like to play here

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Nibblers
Posted on Sep 03, 2008 at 03:25 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Oh!! Thank you very much ! And I hope you think the same way. If anything I've learned in my life is that mother/sister/aunt/hood should never be dissed... Should always be respected and admired
So if you find you need me I'll glady extend a arm or leg or what ever your needs may be !!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 04, 2008 at 03:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Honey I an pleased to have you here... the female population here is a bit like Smurf Land... very few SmurfettesBut the Ladies we have here hold thier own well... You are Ideal for this site

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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ursaminor
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 05:29 PM
165 tokens, 11.48 hours wasted

Lay off the fiber, and you are suppose to do that in the woods!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 09:20 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

BEARS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DOODOO IN THE WOODS!!!!!!Still love you Bear

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 11:12 PM
24,959 tokens, 1.5 months wasted

Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

BEAR,you look a bit scruffy and tatty,get your ass down to the ferry ferret tavern.after a beer i will make sure you have a bath and i will blow dry your fur for you,and make you all nice and fluffy again.
well what are mates for.
token will be there as well, he said he would buy you a bud also.
we can have a good drink before i go on my trip.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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