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bkvestal
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 08:31 AM
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The inspection of the helpers. I knew Santa was a pervert.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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You mean living at the North Pole with a bunch of little people, in a house no one has ever been able to find, and keeping track of little kids, didn't give it away.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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bkvestal
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 03:44 PM
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Point taken.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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mauler
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 04:11 PM
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no suzy.... i think annies got a bigger one !

ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

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capttomguam
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 06:35 PM
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"Christmas comes but once a year...
a time for Love and Laughter...
You can cum much more than that...
but you have to wipe up after!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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aph21
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 07:01 PM
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I'll be an oversized elf for you konifur!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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konifur
Posted on Nov 25, 2007 at 01:00 AM
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hi aph21,long time no see.how ya doing mate.
i have not seen vicky for a while either i though vicky and your good self, ran away somewhere together.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 24, 2007 at 09:39 PM
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Here's to a Happy Christmas for us girls

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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konifur
Posted on Nov 25, 2007 at 01:01 AM
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....... or to the Wednesday brigade.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 25, 2007 at 03:20 AM
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Hey Konifur, Can I be part of the 'Wednesday Brigade'? can I, can I, can I pleaseeeeeee. Wait what are the rules, if you're all boring I don't wanna' But if it's something NAUGHTY then please let me in....please, please, please,pleaseeee. I can be naughty

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 12:23 AM
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anyone can be slightly gay " slightly gay Wednesday " is for everyone.i suppose girls have to just act and dress in a slightly butch way.
i started slightly gay Wednesday just to show that ugotoarians are not homophobic.

PS... i`m sure that girl in the photo winked at me,is it a GIF? or just my imagination.

(This comment was modified on Nov 26, 2007 12:24 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 03:18 AM
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Aha, Konifur, you're a man of great observation. perhaps you saw her lips blow you a kiss. As I have been homosexual for many years... I LOVE MEN, I am excited about being part of the group. If it's Monday 11.30pm here right now when does wednesday come.... remembering that in New Zealand we are in the southern hemisphere, just started daylight saving, only have a population of 4million people and 22million sheep, I'm surrounded by hills and my computer points due east???? is it too early to post this?

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konifur
Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 04:15 AM
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if it is Wednesday where you are it is slightly gay Wednesday.
NB: gay people do not join in slightly gay Wednesday as they are not slightly gay but fully gay. so if the gays want their own day they will have to have a full blown gay day ( no pun intended )of their own,but not on a Wednesday as it will cause confusion and as everyone knows i am easily confused....................also i think i am going slightly insane.

Everybody's looking at me, feeling paranoid inside
When I step outside I feel free, think I'll find a place to hide
Tell me people, am I going insane?
Tell me people, am I going insane?

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 05:59 AM
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Hey there Konifur, nevermind the crazy's, this will happen when you try to communicate with a woman,
Especially when she comes from NZ, we're at the bottom of the world and that probably means that the atmosphere here is thicker...? Thats gonna' cause some comunication problems

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 03:44 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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