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23 comments | Posted by KinkyClown 6 months ago
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 07:46 AM
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Hey Kinky do you know that Konifur hates Cats more than he dislikes Clowns... This pussy is going to have trouble if he thinks he is going to take over Konifurs garden... So I am sending him some help

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Hey King Cat these fellas might help you take over Konifurs garden


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 10:45 AM
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no chance i will bow to that horrible little creature or his ammonia smelling little furry face shits.they will not stand a chance as i have simple weapons to keep them away, apart from a swift boot up the ass.
1...mothe balls cats do not like the smell of these.they also keep moths away as well tee hee.

TO BE CONTINUDE.....
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 10:50 AM
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The furry assed poopers also do not like the smell of orange peel so if i put that in the garden the will run away shaking there tails.
i like oranges that i will eat then throw the peel in the garden.

TO BE CONTINUDE
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 10:56 AM
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last of all if the pissy moggies do get in.i will feed them something they like very much and will gobble these starfish up i have collected from the rock ponds on the beach not 2 miles from my house.
the starfish will kill them within 8 hours.MUHAHAHAHAHA.
so i will not bow down to any cat.
you call them kings HA!
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 09:14 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Mothballs, orange peels, stinky starfish... what type of garden do you have Konifur of have you confused your compost heap for a flower pot????

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for KinkyClownKinkyClown
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 10:41 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I haven't the heart to tell him that that stuff really doesn't work.

(This comment was modified on Jul 11, 2008 10:59 PM)


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 11:24 PM
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Comment in reply to KinkyClown's original comment

oh but it does work you silly clown it is tried and tested, ask sweets she has more intelligence than a stupid clown.

bring on the clowns.

bring in the cats.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 at 10:49 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Yep, tis true !! mothballs drive away cats and Deers !!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 at 07:17 AM
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Comment in reply to KinkyClown's original comment

Kinky he has to try his wee patch, even if it is with wierd shit in his garden
Next he will say he has egg shells in the pots to stop snails

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 at 10:34 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i don`t have snails in my garden at all.i have the odd slug but i have pellets for them.*blows raspberry*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 at 10:51 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

No egg shells, are to feed the plants !! And a little coffee grounds will do wonders as well too !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 14, 2008 at 01:15 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

We always sent dad and my brothers out to water the lemon tree.... dunno is that taking the piss? But it did work, nicer lemons

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 10:58 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

RIGHT THATS IT! no one calls my lovely little garden names. NOW I AM GOING OUT TO TAKE A PHOTO OF IT !

*STICKS TONGUE OUT AND BLOWS A RASPBERRY*

(This comment was modified on Jul 12, 2008 10:32 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 11:27 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

my little garden is beautiful,it even has fairies at the bottom of it. you can come dance nekkid round it if you want,like i do.ump did i say that out loud.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 13, 2008 at 09:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur you have a really nice garden... and we would all love to come dance naked in it... how about you calling us next full moon


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 13, 2008 at 09:44 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

oh yes debz OHHH YESSSS!
i think i have a song in my heart, yes i have...

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek.

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak,
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 11:30 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

come on then get ya kit off and we can dance round together before anne gets out of bed.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 14, 2008 at 01:55 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Ahhhhhh dancing to the rising sun.... lets do it Konifur.... Start the music


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 11:02 AM
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oh i forgot to mention i am looking after benny my sisters dog for a while, he hates cats more than i do.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 04:23 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

@ Benny !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 11, 2008 at 11:06 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

ah welcome back sweets.


i have missed you lots and lots

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 12, 2008 at 10:54 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Right back at ya sir !! I have missed your smart ass too !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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