every time i give the kids doobys the won't stop laughing, so i had to start keeping them on the top shelf

with your porn?

nah, the top shelf isn't big enough.

for the doobys or the porn?

for the porn. i have plenty of room for the doobys!

so your overloaded with porn?

well i don't mean to brag, but i do have a well rounded collection

good for you at least them women cant answer you back eh?

when i hit the stop button, i don't need to listen to them anymore

thats why i hear the mute button comes in handy!

dont get one of those on a woman

sooooo true!

Don't it !?!? It looks like Chuck Wagon Dog Food !! I keep waiting for the covered wagon to come flying around the corner with a dog chasing it !!!

I had forgotten about that commercial.