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Kanifor Says Lurn Inglish
27 comments | Posted by konifur 22 months ago
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 04:12 AM
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You know Konifur this is just down the street from where I live.. This Mayor has taken a lot of gruff due to this mistake of no letter "P" in exceptions,,, But in all honesty he is correct ENGLISH is the language of USA. And EVERYBODY must speak it or leave and come back when you can,,,Think about it !! If I moved to Mexico or Italy do you think they will change their native tounge to accomodate me?? HELL NO !! So why should I????



I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 04:13 AM
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to blody true i wish i cud just spoll it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 07:03 AM
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Your evil young man just evil !!! Wait till Monday you shall pay !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 11:49 PM
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You bettefr watch your steps......Firstests
You gonna be outta here berry pastor!
You English/American.....YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!You Pay Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yo u Cheap "Charlie!" I gotta side with the bird on this.......and I speak 6/7.....ate languages!......Did you ever hear how the Aussies, English/British and Americans are 3 people seperated by a common language? GREAT Post my FIEND!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for adamadam
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 06:44 PM
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I hate to bust your bubble but the U.S.A doesn't have a specific language and that is the very reason why they get away with it. English was never declared the native language of the U.S.A.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 19, 2008 at 07:27 PM
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No bubbles busted sir,,, And your 1/2 correct
english is not a written law here in the states BUT it is a ENGLISH speaking country !! And those who can't speak it should learn it ASAP for as long as they are here in THIS COUNTRY they SHOULD SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE...End of story !! Other countries tell you up front no french? learn it you american swines. That was only 2 years ago when I was told by the FRENCH people learn it or leave!! Same thing in Mexico speak it or suffer...Now what do you think we should do here? maybe burn our original constitution? and start over just to apease them?? Why ? My grandparents on both sides came from other countries not one could speak read or write the english language but THEY LEARNED, very fast and was PROUD OF IT .. just like I'am today of their determination and
quest for a better future for their kids grandkids (me) and themselves so if the OLD D.P.'S can do it so can the new ones coming in... Thats all I'm saying. Speak your native tounge at home at your church and where ever you want. BUT......... When at work or school or any other public place of employment and so on you must speak the english language. COMMON COURTESY. The new ones are no better than the older ones !!! Especially if you have been here for more than 6 months... AND WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY ""SPECIAL TAXES"" JUST FOR THEIR ENGLISH CLASSES? SO THEY CAN BE TAUGHT ENGLISH??? at MY EXSPENSE?? NO MORE BS TAXES for any foriengers.. They DO NOT have to pay taxes and get SPECIAL TREATMENT because they are from another country? They can open up a business and not pay taxes for 5 yes 5 freaking years, before they owe IRS a @#$%^ dime !! But let you or me miss a payment and they double what we owe and compound the intrest DAILY !!! Now how is this fair?? And they don't know the language??? Who's going to pay for my new language I want to learn Arabic?? Are you going to dig into your pockets for me? SEND ME BACK TO SCHOOL??? I didn't think so!! Just a thought sir my thoughts but never the less, Too many people think just like me BUT are TOO AFRAID to speak up... They might hurt the poor little foriengers feelings !!! OH PLEASEEEEE !! LEARN THE LANGUAGE !!!
Ok I'm Off my soapbox.. I'm done .



(This comment was modified on Mar 19, 2008 07:28 PM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 12:30 AM
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You know.....You got nice soap box!!!!!!!(ok...."A" nice soap box) Here, I live in a place that is diversified in soooooooo many ways..............IT PISSES ME OFF......that people will come here and speak anything but the ENGLISH language..............We fought in WW2 for these beautiful people and now we are inundated by foreigners that I pay out the nose for. Schools, health care, medical, babies.......Damn IT!.......BIRD; move over on that soap box!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just what will it take for US to be understood???????????? Oh; that won't happen until they speak the English Language These beautiful people gave their lives in WW2 and were tortured and murdered, denied their rights to a lifestyle not to mention family members slaughtered.....in front of them........be-headings, mutilations, rape and other atrocities make (even YOU) cry!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your banter, Wit and good sense make me wonder if you ever met/know Betty!!!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 02:59 AM
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Yes I do !!! She is a WOMAN so that makes the connection right there sir,,, So you like my soap box??? It's pretty no?? I don't get on it like I should but I try every now and then !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 02:54 AM
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TEE HEE i just love the way you boobies jiggle when you shout.tee hee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:03 AM
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Jiggleing don't bother me it's the jogging that screws up my eyes. Black eyes are not cool!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:10 AM
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been there, done that

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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mine just jiggle in a sexy way, if i jog..but ohhh do i get joggers nipples.but i got cream for that.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:16 AM
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About that CREAM??? Any extra tubes laying around for a old woman.. You know the pension $$ don't stretch like it used to !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:21 AM
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spray plenty on and if hubby does not lick if off ....well i love whipped cream.

well you did ask and should of known better.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:19 AM
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there is a simple solution to getting joggers nipple, cut yer nips off!

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:29 AM
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but my nipples are the best part of my man boobs they are are always pert and the aureoles are always proud.also it will upset my lesbian followers.
so i will just never jog again.
but thanks for the tip hehehe tip get it tee hee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:31 AM
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ok then

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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It's a bitch ain't it ??
I have to constantly tell them NO hubby didn't hit me, I went jogging !!!Try to explain that to a judge who looks at you like I'm a liar !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 03:20 AM
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hubby's eyes are blacker than mine!

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 04:10 AM
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You jiggled her boobs and gave her black eyes???

Hi Vicky

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 04:13 AM
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hey token

konifur jiggled his boobs and gave everybody a black eye

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:21 PM
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What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 20, 2008 at 11:18 PM
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Well at least he misspelled it in English.......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Mar 21, 2008 at 12:21 AM
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Hey there Wiley, Good to see you.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 22, 2008 at 06:29 PM
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Thanks...good to be back...almost back to normal...or at least my normal.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 22, 2008 at 07:48 PM
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Wiley !!!!!!!
How's the new place?? It's good to see you Sir !! Happy Easter ! May the Easter Bunny be
Forgetful and deliver twice to you !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 22, 2008 at 10:08 PM
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Place is great...weather is great....but that damn Easter Bunny has missed me for sooooo many years, I doubt he will show up here....maybe he will leave my share with you.....Have a nice Easter......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












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