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View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 12:35 PM
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ha ha ha, so you can get PROTECTION, from touching the condomn

hey

 
View Profile for stvnschickstvnschick
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 03:05 PM
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oh.... what happened to the good old days where people weren't afraid to touch condoms...

fuck that...

I know kung fu.

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 03:34 PM
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stupid, stupid people

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 03:58 PM
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What's the big deal about touching condoms ??

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Here, the liberals have put an honest to god class into the universitys called "Human Sexuality" and they teach them there how to put them on with their mouths.

Way to spend our tax dollars!!!!!

YEAH!!

I think if you complete the class they give you a gallon of anal lube and a super size speculum so you can show your friends and family what you've learned.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:21 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

In th 12th grade, I took an AIDS awareness class & our teacher taught us how to put a condom on with our mouths, too.

I'm not quite sure if it was an appropriate thing to teach, but oh well.



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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 11:10 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

What color was her hair?

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Very dark brown.

She was Jamaican.







(This comment was modified on Aug 29, 2005 11:46 PM)

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 12:26 AM
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CALL MEH NOW FAR YAR FREE REEDIN!!!

Did she ever have dreds hanging down out of her dress??

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 12:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Oooh... I see your future!

Call meh nawah!


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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 09:46 AM
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OH MANG! I do not miss Miss Cleo's late night ads.

Stupid shit rat thurr...

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 04:52 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Yeah, they were really annoying !!


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Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 05:34 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

OMG! You guys are

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 04:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Did she ever have dreds hanging down out of her dress??

GROSS ...


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View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 06:36 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

...ya killin me.... ROTFLMFAO !!!!

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View Profile for FireWolfFireWolf
Posted on Mar 19, 2006 at 05:23 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

yeah, it's the liberals that are forcing these ungodly things on our children! are you a god-warrior, monkey? (IT'S ALL TAINTED!!!) liberals and conservatives are little different from each other. two sides of the same capitalist coin. sometimes it's better for the capitalists if, you know, consumers can actually afford to buy things and not die of starvation. anyway, I'm getting off topic. I think human sexuality is a valuable class. otherwise, everything you learn is from porn and beer commercials. you should read some sociology, monkey. it might rock your freekin world. Limbaugh's not gonna teach you shit. he just spews meaningless nonsense (like all pundits), and makes a lot of money doing it.

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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 07:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

well that is what I wanted to know

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 11:47 PM
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Scroll up.



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View Profile for onechaosonechaos
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:18 PM
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So, OK, they can put them on without touching it (for whatever stupid reason) but how do they take them off??

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:23 PM
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Ah, good observation !!


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View Profile for stvnschickstvnschick
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 05:26 PM
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Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

maybe the straps stay on for "easy take off". or maybe its just a ploy to sex things up by allowing the girl to put it on...

I know kung fu.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 12:28 AM
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Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

Now that I'm married I don't have to worry, but mine used to just fall off. Seems they don't make them in my size.
I tried the pinky from a rubber glove, and that didn't work.
I ended up flipping it inside out, spraying it with 3M adhesive spray, then rolled it on ol' Junior. Worked pretty well. I had to wear it for 3 days, but that didn't bother me none.
Had plenty of room to pee in it.

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View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

lmao, thats really funny.

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View Profile for layinlow64layinlow64
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:36 PM
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there is no way my dee-okk will fit in that thing...but japan does make the best comdom ever!!(Crown Skinless) it is soo good

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:37 PM
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Comment in reply to layinlow64's original comment

hmmm...yeah...ok....ive seen people stretch a regular sized condom over their head. if your wont fit in it then you might wanna consider going to a dr. , sounds like elephantitus(sp?)

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View Profile for XChristineXXChristineX
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 07:53 PM
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ha ha what tha fucks up with that!

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View Profile for slitherbirdslitherbird
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 10:12 AM
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I always thought of condoms as custom galoshes, now we have proof.

Your guess is as valid as Mine

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Aug 30, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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Why in the hell would this even be invented?

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Aug 31, 2005 at 07:05 AM
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The only reason (I think) why this was invented was to prevent ladys or men damaging the condom with their nails etc. and ending up pregenant of with a STD etc!! What do you think Monkey!!

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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Aug 31, 2005 at 07:09 AM
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Well finaly! No more poison Ivy on the penile projectile!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 06:55 AM
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what nexttttttttttttt

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for atxman76atxman76
Posted on Nov 21, 2005 at 11:35 PM
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THAT THING IS TOO BIG TO FIT ON SOMETHING THE SIZE OFF A PIECE OF RICE.

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View Profile for onewolfonewolf
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 11:00 PM
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LOL!!!! that's a stupid invention! besides, what if the tape sticks to the condom and rips it or something?

hi!!!!! :D...T^T i'm bored...

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 05:38 PM
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it is good for whores that have a lot of work

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View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 09:30 PM
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i don't get the reason it exists?
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(This comment was modified on Aug 01, 2006 09:31 PM)

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