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I Wouldn't Know How To Control Myself For This Woman
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joe
Posted on Nov 26, 2004 at 12:30 AM
80,376 tokens, 3.04 months wasted

Whoa mamma.

I hope the poor guy is still breathing

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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Katt
Posted on Nov 26, 2004 at 12:34 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to joe's original comment

Hard to look at this pic after seeing a mountain of mashed potatoes at the dinner table today.

*shiver*

*ponders the size of the underwear...*

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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joe
Posted on Nov 26, 2004 at 12:36 AM
80,376 tokens, 3.04 months wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Thats no regular pair of underwear. That my friend, is a curtain.

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 29, 2005 at 04:52 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to joe's original comment

LMAO

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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budgieman
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 06:47 PM
21 tokens, 0 mins wasted

in a strange kinda way i wish i was the man underneath. all i can say is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm lol!

once many years ago i bought fireworks for a penny each from an old confused
shopkeeper.i went back and back and back....... Never forget the slap he recived
from his wife. lol

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Katt
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 06:56 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to budgieman's original comment

LMAO.

Take an oxygen supply.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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budgieman
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 06:59 PM
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it is actually me!!! im 3 stonne in weight and eat only weetabix. lol

once many years ago i bought fireworks for a penny each from an old confused
shopkeeper.i went back and back and back....... Never forget the slap he recived
from his wife. lol

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hornybch
Posted on Feb 19, 2006 at 12:31 AM
58 tokens, 13.52 hours wasted

Comment in reply to budgieman's original comment

fat chix rock ay haha h
oooh they sure do

im a self pleasure junkie

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budgieman
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 07:00 PM
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id make her change these blommers tho. they do nothing for her btx. lol

once many years ago i bought fireworks for a penny each from an old confused
shopkeeper.i went back and back and back....... Never forget the slap he recived
from his wife. lol

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 08, 2006 at 05:33 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Comment in reply to budgieman's original comment

I get the feeling there isn't a thing in the world that would other than lyposuction.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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budgieman
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 07:10 PM
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i hope its a she!!! doh!!!!

once many years ago i bought fireworks for a penny each from an old confused
shopkeeper.i went back and back and back....... Never forget the slap he recived
from his wife. lol

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budgieman
Posted on Dec 02, 2004 at 07:18 PM
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why oh why do i keep returning to her? lol

once many years ago i bought fireworks for a penny each from an old confused
shopkeeper.i went back and back and back....... Never forget the slap he recived
from his wife. lol

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nos_slived
Posted on Dec 07, 2004 at 07:31 PM
644 tokens, 4.85 days wasted

Comment in reply to budgieman's original comment

You have a sick obsession my man.

The NOS Man

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mashtun
Posted on Dec 07, 2004 at 04:26 PM
11 tokens, 1.78 hours wasted

who ate all the pie`s

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koala
Posted on Jul 05, 2005 at 09:08 AM
582 tokens, 1.54 days wasted

ohh!
BOOMER!!!

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Klass34
Posted on Jul 10, 2005 at 09:40 AM
56 tokens, 8.23 hours wasted

He gets none for air!

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Klass34
Posted on Jul 10, 2005 at 09:42 AM
56 tokens, 8.23 hours wasted

He gets none for air!

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aph21
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 02:39 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

I wouldn't, I'd tell her she's fat.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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motta567
Posted on Oct 23, 2005 at 11:36 AM
128 tokens, 15.48 hours wasted

warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. They are the odd couple for sure.

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 08, 2006 at 05:39 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Comment in reply to motta567's original comment

A+++ for the Optimist!!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 06:40 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

IT'S CINDY SALSA EVERYONE!

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 12:16 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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and shes having a baby....it a breech birth...call the paramedics

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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