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Its Just A Scratch..really
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minodude
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 06:49 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

put a band aid on that

you'll be fine

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Token
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 06:49 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

she should wax next time.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Gatorbait
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 10:22 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

That may take a couple of stitches

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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quEEny
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 10:37 AM
8,384 tokens, 2.96 weeks wasted

. . .perhaps, some liquid bandage?

The following image was attached:

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

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kiepay
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 10:53 AM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

That's actually a medical procedure to release the pressure off the arteries in the leg caused by severe swelling.

I know it's boring but I use to work in a hospital and saw it done several times.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 12:26 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

Just sprinkle liberally with leeches , add a tincture of mercury apertiff and its right as rain.

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 11:05 PM
1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

looks kinda like a shark bite to me.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 11:49 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Take the condom out of your leg.........

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 04, 2007 at 12:07 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Damn I'm late again. All of the good "band aid" and "stitches" comments were already taken.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 01:03 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Paper cuts are really nasty....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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onetwothree
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 12:20 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Looks like a fresh steak

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 12:23 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

Like Coach used to say " Just walk it off, Dont be a sissy"

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minodude
Posted on Jan 17, 2008 at 09:21 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

if you make it look like you are in pain, and are important to the team, they will just give you painkiller shots on the sidelines

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Arch
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 03:06 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

So much for eating lunch. Thanks.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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winglesangel
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 03:14 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

Just wrap it in duct tape.You'll be finee.

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Chevy7x
Posted on Mar 05, 2007 at 07:16 PM
1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted

rub some dirt on it

youll be aight

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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dawn
Posted on Mar 06, 2007 at 12:43 AM
75 tokens, 1.21 weeks wasted

I now have something to show my kids to why they should listen to their mother when I tell them not to do stupid crap.

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mauler
Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 04:34 AM
1,653 tokens, 3.83 days wasted

mmmmmmmmmmm fresh meat......

ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

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versedy_D
Posted on Mar 27, 2007 at 09:36 AM
64 tokens, 14.38 hours wasted

ive had worse
i got stabbed 3 times 1 in tha chest 1 centameter unda my heart 1 in tha rite arm 1 in tha rite leg
n i got shot 5 times 4 in rite leg n 1 in left arm

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