It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."