Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.