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chenley
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 02:20 PM
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I was at a store and a lady in front of me craped her pants. I felt so bad for her.

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Aug 26, 2005 at 12:15 AM
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Comment in reply to chenley's original comment

My mom said this woman at her work once tried on clothes, took a shit in the dressing room, and covered it with new clothes.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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chenley
Posted on Aug 26, 2005 at 01:05 AM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

There was a guy on Howard Stern the other day that did that all over the place.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 02:47 PM
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Her FUPA probably pushed inward as she squatted to get to the Boones Farm on the bottom shelf. As it did, it pressed on her bladder, which in women is really really close to the lower pubic muscles.
Don't believe me? Next time your girlfriend says she has to "go tinkle" quickly poke her in the lower abs and watch her face change.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 03:46 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

LMFAO

Why do I suppose you've done this to your poor wife more than once?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 09:28 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I do that sometimes to tease her.
QUIT IT I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

Or if we are in the car I'll hit the brakes kind of hard to get the lap belt involved.

I'd never make her piss herself though. That wouldn't be right now would it?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 03:21 PM
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omg what the hell was she doing couldnt she hold it....poor lady......."Clean up on ilse 5"

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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Dnice5150
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 04:03 PM
1,395 tokens, 1.09 weeks wasted

Now who the hell is gonna just happen to have a camera and take this pic this fast?? Did they just steal a disposable quikly?

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wes
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 04:46 PM
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Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

Excellent observation, I often wonder how many of these are staged.

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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onechaos
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 05:23 PM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

All of them

It's a fetish thing.

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"I do too!"

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beaverhunter
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 05:57 PM
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At least she didn't take a DUMP! That would have been worse!

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

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kinghih
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 06:19 PM
331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Hey don't judge too quickly, the floor's probably into 'golden showers'

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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Alohababe
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 06:57 PM
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that must really suck ,but it is funny

Don't look behind you.....

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Evadrol
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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Her bladder just got 0wn3d!

Yeah, I'm stupid... and I'm not gonna put "L34NED" unless it's something educational... and learning to be careful when you squat isn't educational enough.

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 01:48 AM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

You can't use L3ARN3D anyway. Me and Katt came up with it.
You'd have to apply for a license to use it, then pay us a royalty.
Or a Royale with Cheese. We haven't decided yet.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

YES!!!!ROYALE WITH CHEESE BITCHES!!!

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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Dnice5150
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 05:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

What is L3ARN3D mean ne how? And can I apply for a special license at Ugoto's front desk?

But for real whats it mean?? Ne body?

(This comment was modified on Aug 19, 2005 06:04 PM)

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 05:11 PM
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Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

PM Katt. She'll tell you.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Evadrol
Posted on Aug 20, 2005 at 12:40 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

oh?

Well, in that case...

L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!! L34RNED!!!

Oh... and FYI: don't expect a pirate to pay you...

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 26, 2005 at 10:13 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

Well then Mr. Pirate Pants.

I know what kind of pirate you are, and there will be no plundering of my booty, no shivering of my timbers, and no you may not batten down my hatches.

Any YoHoHO-ing will be done on your first mates and cabin boys sea scow, and if there is any gang planking going on, its going to be them walking your plank, not me.

And no, I don't care to hear about your salty dog, or to hoist your main sail.

If ye likes the cut of my jib, fine, but I'm not giving you permission to come aboard, swab my poop deck or dock in my port.

Have fun with your own seamen is what I'm getting at.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 10:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Quite clever!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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HughJorgan
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 03:36 AM
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Not sure what she's doing in the alcohol section... looks like she's had enough to drink already.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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gasimracer
Posted on Aug 22, 2005 at 05:41 PM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

Yeah....I think she's had enough to drink for one day.

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aph21
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:04 AM
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I've seen this before, I think it was staged for a website.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 10:31 AM
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Just look at her face though...just ful of humiliation.

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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preyingmanti
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 06:58 PM
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Comment in reply to OL_DIRTY's original comment

Have another cocktail bitch!

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 22, 2005 at 05:50 PM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

Why does she have to be a bitch, though ??

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 09:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Its over your head....bitch.

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:07 PM
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Comment in reply to OL_DIRTY's original comment

What ? Huh ?
I can't understand you.
Take your man's dick out of your mouth BEFORE you start talking, next time.

... & wash that ball sweat off your chin.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:23 PM
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Come on just admit it..you're fat, you cant get a man so you spend your time cutting up other dudes on the internet to vent your fustration of having a weight problem and the fact you contracted herpes from your dad. Its ok though fat bitches need love too. Thats a HUUUUUUUUUGe bitch.

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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Comment in reply to OL_DIRTY's original comment

Don't get mad at me because your real mother was a crack whore.

... test tube baby.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 01:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Just call me cracky the crack baby. Rub on my crack pipe and ill grant you a wish......

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 23, 2005 at 01:06 PM
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Comment in reply to OL_DIRTY's original comment

At least you know.
And knowing is half the battle.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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panda
Posted on Aug 24, 2005 at 10:10 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Sahra ,sometimes ur comments are just disgusting. U need to show more respect baby.... i'm sure u can be a cute girl.

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 24, 2005 at 10:25 PM
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Comment in reply to panda's original comment

Funny...I don't recall asking you what you thought.
Sometimes, you have to get a little raunchy to get your point across. You don't have to like it. I'm not here to impress you. You're oppinion on how I handle things is nil.
I will remind you that I was shown no respect, as well. Like begets like.
Guru came in, gave me a sarcastic answer to a question that was not even directed towards him & I did what I had to do.

Mind your business.

BTW, my first name is Sarah. Not baby. Remember that shit.

(This comment was modified on Aug 24, 2005 10:27 PM)

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panda
Posted on Aug 24, 2005 at 11:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Ahahahaha ur so fuckin angry

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 25, 2005 at 03:03 PM
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Ahahahaha, you're so fucking stupid.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 26, 2005 at 02:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ahhhh your so fuckin funny Good one by the way

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 26, 2005 at 06:26 AM
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Comment in reply to XChristineX's original comment

Thank you !!!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 01:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Hey Sarah I got your back.Leave the little friendless,homeless,illit erate,stink smelling dude to me.You did well baby.I'm proud of you.You told him.Cheers!!!!!!!!!