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kinghih
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 02:40 PM
331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Wow, a homemade lion mask, what will he think of next? Dork!!

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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Redbeard
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 09:56 AM
1,087 tokens, 3.05 days wasted

Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

Isn't that Steve O the-guy-who-knows-no-pain ?, from the Jackass gang?

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 02:41 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

Ow that hurts...

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 02:48 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Thats sad. I bet that guy never learned to spell or read. I would think its a prerequisite for an occupation where you have to humiliate yourself on a daily basis.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 03:18 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Exactly. I mean, you don't read the want ads to find circus geek jobs.

There must be an underground network of goobers who do this sort of thing.

Scary.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 07:23 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

HAHA!
For instance....

WANTED:
Persons to fill position available immediately. Position requirements: Illiteracy, incompetancy, lack of self esteem, ability to be shot out of a cannon and not die in front of a crowd, 5 years experience min. No phone calls please. Apply in person at Center Tent, 2nd Ring. Have references available per request.
POE
EOE

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 10:42 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I bet there's a couple of people on this site that fit the requirements for that job !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 04:02 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

...and probably have their own supply of clothes-pins...

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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Sarah
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 06:26 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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wes
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 02:53 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Does anyone have a pic of this silly fool after he takes those off???

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Dnice5150
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 07:55 PM
1,395 tokens, 1.09 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

right!? God! I think his next thing will be mouse traps, what a fool

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junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 02:54 PM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

i want to invite this guy not for party, but for washing clothes, coz i still dont have drier.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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Katt
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 03:16 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to junsanchez41's original comment

Ha ha ha!

I'm sure he would help you.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 03:23 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

that guy is really weird, that must hurt like hell.

hey

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softpretzel025
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 07:14 PM
152 tokens, 9.95 hours wasted

I hope that ass puts one on his dick next, loses it, then kills himself over the loss

I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

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