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ramrock
Posted on Jul 26, 2008 at 01:00 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

he's awful short.

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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konifur
Posted on Jul 27, 2008 at 12:04 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

at xmas i used to give my kid a empty box and tell him it`s an action man (GIJoe)deserter or give him an egg and tell him it`s easter.oh i am a right old Meany.
this would have been perfect. i could of give them bugger all and told him i took Invisible Jim out the box for him.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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EASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 27, 2008 at 07:12 PM
973 tokens, 3.16 days wasted

I got a horse for Xmas one year but my dad said he'd run away and just left a pile of shit.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

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Bamber
Posted on Jul 28, 2008 at 03:06 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I may have told this true story before:

An acquaintance in my local was a Star Trek freak. One day we found out it was his birthday, but as it was the middle of the evening there was little chance of getting him an apt gift. After a little thought I went home and brought back a plastic model aircraft stand. We found a large plain cardboard box. The finishing touch was using the tape labelling machine used in the pub to create a label to attach to the stand.

When Alan came into the pub he was presented with the box and given birthday congratulations. When he opened it up he found the stand with a label attached:

KLINGON BIRD OF PREY (CLOAKED)