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Bamber
Posted on Mar 30, 2008 at 10:35 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

I thought husbands were normally wind-up.

Most of the ones I meet in the pub are pretty wound up, anyway.

(This comment was modified on Mar 30, 2008 10:36 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 04:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

I've always found 'Wind-up' Best

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 07:06 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 08:26 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

thats called COCKWORK.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 02:06 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 04, 2008 at 09:49 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You are so right.... I find if you wind a fella up tight enough he will go all day

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Frank-J
Posted on Mar 30, 2008 at 01:49 PM
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Where is the stem the woman blows into to inflate him?

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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Token
Posted on Mar 30, 2008 at 10:53 PM
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Comment in reply to Frank-J's original comment

I wondered that also. To deflate him, do you just pull his finger?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 03:10 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 04:45 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Yeah! Ya pull it out of this ass and throw him off the couch

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Token
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 01:37 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I can visualize you doing just that.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 08:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Yeah???? Do I come over that tough HUH?

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Token
Posted on Apr 04, 2008 at 01:55 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Grrrrrrrrrr.

hahahaha

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 04, 2008 at 09:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Grrrrrrr huh? I like that

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Token
Posted on Apr 06, 2008 at 11:21 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I imagine you making that sound if company put their hands into you box of Twinkies!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 07:44 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Grrrrr is the least I would say if someone touched my Twinkies Honey.... I would probably take em down with a round house kick to the bl**dy swede!!!!!! Grrrrrrr

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 07:45 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

OOUCH!!!! that sound very painful

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 08:52 AM
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We are friends until the last Twinky.... then back away slowly... DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.... I may have to bitch slap you!!!!!!

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 08:56 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Hey!!! You playing to rough.

But I think I like it.

(This comment was modified on Apr 08, 2008 08:58 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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Token
Posted on Apr 09, 2008 at 05:50 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

That good huh!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 09, 2008 at 07:17 PM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Yeah... I am enjoying my yummy gift one piece a day.... I get home from work, make a coffee, grab a Twinkie and turn on the 'puter to findout where the world is at.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Token
Posted on Apr 09, 2008 at 08:15 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

It sounds like you are enjoying them. Did you get to try it with Strawberries?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 09, 2008 at 10:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Yeah just like you said... yummy Baby, There is only one way that could be better... I'll talk to my son about nextweek.... Saved some just for the experience!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 12:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Frank-J's original comment

that's the extra surprise, when she blows it, up she ends up a dick in her mouth.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Heywood
Posted on Jul 10, 2008 at 12:09 PM
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Well, at least this husband will get a blow job!

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 03:09 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I ain't buying anything untill I see it out of it's little box and blown up to see the true size of the Hubby in a box !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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