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View Profile for SzarkoSzarko
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:02 AM
65 tokens, 3.35 hours wasted
Not that funny...

Cheers

A wise man once said "Rawr"

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:25 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted
Comment in reply to Szarko's original comment

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats plain nasty!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:13 AM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
1. Those are scallops.
2. Somebody ain't brushing there teeth.
3. If they bit you that would hurt like hell.


Funny pic.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:30 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted
city scallop meets its kentucky cousin.

they were married shortly after.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:43 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
Grandma? Grandpa?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:14 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
somebody needs a trip to the dentist

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:20 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

No thanks.
I wont eat scallops again.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:40 PM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

But, given this, they may eat you.

Watch your toes while swimming!

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:02 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

*running arnd & screaming histerically*

Nah, cant be worse than my kitty when she attacks my feet while i sleep!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:40 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
An ad for denture adhesive?

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:40 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted
Next time on National Geographic's Beneath The Waves, we explain the difference between the British Mollusk and its cousin, the American Quahog.

http://figjam.3-a.net

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:22 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

LOL 2 points for that comment!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for winglesangelwinglesangel
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:49 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted
Ewww... i was eating chips before i looked at this picture... couldnt they have used clean teeth? gross

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

 
View Profile for The_XThe_X
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:12 PM
110 tokens, 10.98 hours wasted
that just aint right man........

For a risk free, fun time DON'T go to the jungle where Tarzan may summon a horde
of gorrilas to strip you of all food and drink for no reason at all.

Thank you and Good night!

 
View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:47 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted
um no

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 12:20 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted
that just make it more disgusting to eat

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 12:09 PM
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DNA manipulation .. the ultimate "FrankenFood "


 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 09:14 PM
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Scallops, the food that bites back!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:25 AM
410 tokens, 17.98 hours wasted
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:40 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted
Oysters ?? Scallops ?? I dont think so !! Ill just Clam up on this one !

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 10:46 AM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted
what that is kinda lame, not real funny

hey

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