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If Oysters Had Mouths
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Szarko
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:02 AM
65 tokens, 3.35 hours wasted

Not that funny

...

Cheers

A wise man once said "Rawr"

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:25 AM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats plain nasty!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:13 AM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

1. Those are scallops.
2. Somebody ain't brushing there teeth.
3. If they bit you that would hurt like hell.

Funny pic.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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TGI420
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:30 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

city scallop meets its kentucky cousin.

they were married shortly after.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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videophotog
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 11:43 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Grandma? Grandpa?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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alex657684
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:14 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

somebody needs a trip to the dentist

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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OrangeJuice
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:20 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

No thanks.
I wont eat scallops again.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:40 PM
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But, given this, they may eat you.

Watch your toes while swimming!

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OrangeJuice
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:02 PM
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*running arnd & screaming histerically*

Nah, cant be worse than my kitty when she attacks my feet while i sleep!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Arch
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:40 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

An ad for denture adhesive?

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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PolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:40 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Next time on National Geographic's Beneath The Waves, we explain the difference between the British Mollusk and its cousin, the American Quahog.

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videophotog
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 04:22 PM
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LOL 2 points for that comment!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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winglesangel
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:49 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

Ewww... i was eating chips before i looked at this picture... couldnt they have used clean teeth? gross

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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The_X
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:12 PM
110 tokens, 10.98 hours wasted

that just aint right man........

For a risk free, fun time DON'T go to the jungle where Tarzan may summon a horde
of gorrilas to strip you of all food and drink for no reason at all.

Thank you and Good night!

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weezel
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:47 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

um no

Lalalala...

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rasec1736
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 12:20 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

that just make it more disgusting to eat

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 12:09 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

DNA manipulation .. the ultimate "FrankenFood "

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 09:14 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Scallops, the food that bites back!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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ShortStuff
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:25 AM
410 tokens, 17.98 hours wasted

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

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bwjtx
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:40 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Oysters ?? Scallops ?? I dont think so !!

Ill just Clam up on this one !

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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