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View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:19 AM
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can you say, 'photoshop'?

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:42 AM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

No its not

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View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:46 AM
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Comment in reply to viktoria_ja's original comment

can you prove that?

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that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 03:46 AM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

no i cant but its not

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:59 AM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

No, it's not photoshop.
I've seen this guy on the street.

(This comment was modified on Jun 20, 2006 12:07 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 02:14 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ood. it looks faked to me.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for dnileldnilel
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:28 AM
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can you say "shoe polish"

that's a white guy


 
View Profile for AjUkAjUk
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 02:06 AM
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Comment in reply to dnilel's original comment

If that's a white guy, I'm a nigger..

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View Profile for SuperdudeSuperdude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:10 PM
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Comment in reply to AjUk's original comment

I'd get jumped for saying nig...AHHHHH

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:49 AM
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he'd get lots of many from all the honky racists in the midwest.racists

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 05:11 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

What the hell are you talking about?

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View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 26, 2006 at 02:17 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

wtf are you talking about, the midwest isn't a racist place.

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Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

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View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 12:00 AM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I live in the midwest, and yes there are tons of racists.

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View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Oct 30, 2006 at 08:58 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

i live there too, it's no worse than any other part of the coutry, is what i meant

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Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
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View Profile for bulldozerbulldozer
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 02:23 AM
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Judging by his smile, he probably agreed to hold the sign. This guy has a good sense of humor.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

 
View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 03:31 AM
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yeah 5 stars for this one..i personally like the ninja one w/karate lessons..

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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 03:48 AM
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Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

thats funny as hell... i like the website.

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View Profile for SuperdudeSuperdude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:12 PM
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The website the black dude is puttin up is a cancer site

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 09:20 AM
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I have to say if i was walking down the road and saw that i would have to give this guy some money he certainly has a great sense of humour lmao

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View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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if he spent half as much time working, or at least looking for work as he spent trying to think of a clever sign, he wouldnt need my money. id buy him a beer just so he didnt feel compelled to lie to me about what he needed the $ for.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 12:08 PM
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Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

You are correct, however I think it was the NY Post last year that followed a couple of these type people and found that they live in some really nice apartments in NYC with high rents and that they make more than probably you and I both combined. Since it's all cash no tax is taken out on it.

The only person I gave money to in NYC was a "veteran" who had no legs, since that is very hard to fake I gave him $5.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 12:40 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

You remember that movie "Trading Places" with Eddie Murphy ?
Remember how he was the homelss guy with no legs in the beginning ?
And he sang, "I have no legs. I have no legs" while on that skateboard.
That character was modeled after that legless homeless guy you saw.

On another note ... I've seen the legless guy too.
He does this amazing thing where he goes between subway cars while it's moving ... on a skateboard.
I mean, how he hasn't been killed yet by falling between cars is astounding to me.
He's been New York's famous legless homeless guy for years & years.
I've been seeing him around off & on since I was a little girl.
You're not a real New Yorker unless you've seen the legless vet.




I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for petergriffinpetergriffin
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

wtg dude. i saw vet w/o an arm on a field trip to D.C. the teachers to us not to give any money to beggers. as we walked by i sliped him a five when no one was looking. i got caught. i was punished pretty bad. but when i heard the vet say "god bless you son" it was WELL worth it!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 12:18 PM
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OMFG !!!
This has got to be one of the funniest homeless people on earth.
He's always cracking a joke & being silly.
He's great entertainment. Especially during rush hour when the streets are crowded & you're at the end of your rope.
He's always making everyone laugh !!
A lot of people, my self included, know him by name.
I give him $5 every time I see him.
I know that he probably has more money than me (lots of homeless people are raking in the dough). But fuck it. That's comedy right there.
Humor like that needs to be rewarded !!







(This comment was modified on Jun 20, 2006 05:50 PM)

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 05:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I've been making you laugh DAILY for over a year now and I've yet to get a lousy $5.00 or a nekkid picture or anything for my time.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 05:18 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Oh.
A nekkid picture ... is that all you want ?

DONE !!

Check your PM's.




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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 06:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

LOL I could have used the five bucks to be honest. I was just trying to put you between a rock and a hard place.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 06:19 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

OMFG !!!
You butthead.


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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 07:06 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i wanted a nekked picture

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 11:51 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

I'm sure you do.



(This comment was modified on Jun 21, 2006 11:54 AM)

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 11:55 AM
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This is what I sent to Monkey.


The following image was attached:

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View Profile for petergriffinpetergriffin
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

ive changed my mind! forget being in a SWAT team ! im gonna be a bum! YEA!!!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:14 PM
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now that is hilarious........5 stars for that!!!!!

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 07:09 PM
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Washington has got some great hobos too

theres one guy who all he has is a fishing pole and a sign on the end of the hook, saying "fishing for beer" with a cup on the ground for money.

another guy plays this saxamaphone, and he is GOOD at it, and he'll play like 60's and 70's music, on his saxaphone, so like he'll do guitar solos

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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View Profile for YULIYULI
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 02:03 AM
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that shit is funny ..i would take him out to eat to a buffffet for that ..then take him shoping and then give him a 5 lol i like him


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