hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.