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36 comments | Posted by asswomans 51 months ago
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View Profile for defmitedefmite
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 06:16 PM
47 tokens, 21.07 hours wasted
whoa..head and body proportions way off...
nice try...

heh.

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 06:20 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted
my what a big round face you have

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 06:33 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
You know that the one on the far right only hangs out with the other ones because it makes her look like "the pretty one".

LOL !!



I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 09:00 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted
Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

the sad part is that you see it happening all of the time!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 25, 2005 at 12:38 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

Yeah ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 06:37 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted
Kind of a cross between Miss Piggy and Rosie O'Donnell

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 07:45 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
OH CHRIST!

That doesn't even to begin to describe my initial reaction.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for TheFinalCutTheFinalCut
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 09:25 PM
736 tokens, 1.05 days wasted
Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i hear ya man!!


 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 09:12 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
That was hard to look at...almost as if that head was photoshopped in there...just doesn't fit well

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 09:20 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
*cocks desert eagle and shoots the woman in the green dress* UGLY WOMAN

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

you are such a freak ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:07 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted
Wow,I choked on orange juice

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:09 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:17 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Hey,that was a life and death situation missy!!Lolz

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:22 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

Sorry ...



I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:25 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

No problem..but I was just kidding

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:25 PM
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Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

Oh, okay.



I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 11:10 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for bloodyripperbloodyripper
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 11:34 PM
307 tokens, 1.8 weeks wasted
The one in the green dress looks like my old bulldog

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 12:20 AM
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Comment in reply to bloodyripper's original comment

You must have had one fucking ugly bulldog.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 06:57 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for atxman76atxman76
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 03:11 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted
there is a beautiful face made for radio

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

 
View Profile for SaintJimmySaintJimmy
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 03:41 AM
692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted
that woman is ugleyer then the picture

"can u see a frog"

any1 agree?

id ratherthan see her in real life

(This comment was modified on Dec 24, 2005 03:42 AM)


 
View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Dec 25, 2005 at 09:01 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
Comment in reply to SaintJimmy's original comment

Her or Cindy Salsa! DIE BITCHES!

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

 
View Profile for RedmanRedman
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 04:03 AM
39 tokens, 1.16 days wasted
Man thats scary, that is very disturbing
i would not hit that
id hit her in the face if she tries to come near mebut i dont hit woman so id run away

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View Profile for FaytFayt
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 02:42 PM
509 tokens, 4.11 days wasted
HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG,IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I,D SEE IN A HORROR MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

u like me or u dont i dont care

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 09:02 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted
another one for the burn pile...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for Gl1tt3rgurlGl1tt3rgurl
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 10:04 PM
67 tokens, 7.4 hours wasted
Oh man she is soooo sexy...ummm i would no thank you i am sorry u look like a man i feel so bad!!!I will contibute money for plastic surgery!

People call me lots of names a few to my face.
Afraid to talk to my face i dont bite.... HARD?!

 
View Profile for SomedudeSomedude
Posted on Dec 25, 2005 at 12:01 PM
54 tokens, 12.72 hours wasted
ok, picture this. Ugoto a bar and get smashed. At the end of the night your wasted and you take home the first chick u see and is willing. U puke like three times on the way home, and bango, ur home & do the deed. U wake up with the mother of all hangovers next to something that resembles a cross between the Leprechaun and a rottweiler


 
View Profile for szaboszabo
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 12:55 AM
249 tokens, 2.55 days wasted
Comment in reply to Somedude's original comment

a good friend of mine used to say "I never went to bed with an ugly woman. I woke up next to a few though." this might apply, ya think?

Never argue with an idiot. First they bring you down to their level and then
beat you with experience. Anon.....

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Dec 30, 2005 at 08:12 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted
What pretty smiles... no further comment.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for JakJakJakJak
Posted on Dec 30, 2005 at 02:21 PM
126 tokens, 1.31 days wasted
in the corps, we got this game called "hogging...."

sex is like a cheeseburger. when it's good, it's awesome.
when it sucks, it's still pretty damn good.

 
View Profile for FrostyFrosty
Posted on Jan 04, 2006 at 07:54 AM
83 tokens, 1.18 days wasted
She look slike she smells bad

Careful with that Axe, Eugene. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 07:00 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
beauty is within.......................well in this case anyway

as i always say nobodys ugly just physically challanged

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 12:56 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

....and you haven't seen your eye doctor in how long?????

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 09:59 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

Aw thats naughty weasal!!!!!!!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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