What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!