followed by....

I am getting better with using paint.

Token it is great to give a girl flowers... But ya got to have the guts to hurry... you lost alot of weith on that trip

how would you know what girls like, you silly clown ...girls just laugh at your stupid baggy trousers.
sheesh go on you world tour you daft clown.

(This comment was modified on Jul 22, 2008 07:15 AM)

(This comment was modified on Jul 22, 2008 07:15 AM)

There is a good reason why a clown wears baggy pants Konifur, it is related to the size of my shoes... now stop trying to annoy me... you wont like me when I am angry

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *peddles tricycle at full speed away from thread...squeak squeak squeak.....*

ding a ling

It is easier to levitate if you shed a few pounds.

you mean fattys can`t levitate.
in my case i would have to lose a few stone.

Hey Fat-Head... way to rid yourself of 100lbs of ugly fat.... let me cut off ya ugly fat head

EEEEEK!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *peddles tricycle at full speed away from thread again in a cloud of dust...squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.....*

ding a ling
IT`s after me. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

HEY! CLOWN!
Behave yourself, or I will have to send for...


** insert dramatic chords here **


THE RINGMASTER!

Bamber I just want to play nice but Konifur is being mean to me... he wont let me join his tricycle gang, he called me a pervert in another window and is generally being mean... why do I get his abuse?

Are you allowed on the road with your tricycle? If so it's just jealousy, as he isn't.

Oh, and 'cos he's frit shiteless of clowns.

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I AM allowed on the road......as long as i am in the park.

ding a ling

all grownups i know are all afraid of clowns.

Bamber I am not evil... that is just way Konifur and other ignorant people depict me... I have a horrible facial deformity that makes a painted face more acceptable... yes I am ugly, but I am also a person of wit and humor... and I thought this was a place for my type of personality

Q... what do you call the bits of gray things between a clowns toes?
A... crushed elephants.

Yes Bamber I do go on the road... it is my Parade Bike for advertising when we take the Circus on the road

Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown, when there's no one around
Uh hum, oh yeah baby


HA HA YOU ARE CRYING!

I am sorry my persona disturbs you Konifur... it is unintentional I assure you

i`m not looking at picture i`m not looking at picture...

Whiteface clown: Why is your nose swollen?

Auguste clown: I bent down to smeall a brose in my garden.

Whiteface clown: You mean rose, not brose. There’s no “B” in rose.

Auguste clown: There was in this one!

( can`t ride tricycle until the bad man buys me a new bell for me)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh! i looked *runs away like a bat outta hell.*

Do you ever grow up?

now you are just being mean.i was just playing nice.

OK I will accept that... Konifur if you ever want to ride in a Soapbox racingcar... I will share with you

mmmm looks a bit dangerous and i am not allowed on the road can we go in the park.
hang on, what are you up to, clown.

I am smiling... I hope I am now going to be able to play here and have some nice fun

but clowns nearly always look like they are smiling but the open there mouths to show razor sharp teeth and go ARRRRR!one minute the are making balloon animals the next they are eating children.*shivers*

Konifur you are so frightened of clowns... are you also afraid of the Easter Bunny? The Potty Monster? The Scarything under your bed? The Creeper in the Closet? The Shoe Growler? Boy you need to confront your monsters

just clowns.

they make me go EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Well how about you take a chill pill and I will make you a nice balloon animal or flower?

Not can't, just easier. ( for beginners )