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33 comments | Posted by konifur 17 months ago
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 07:42 AM
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That's because she prefers her bicycle Konifur
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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 10:27 AM
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Is that a Schwinn or a " Schwing " ?


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 08:01 PM
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Having checked both words *doh! I'm a dummy* I have concluded a schwinn, because this is what I know in relation to 'schwing'


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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 06:41 AM
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Deb... Remember when they used the Schwing term it was accompanied by a pelvic thrust.


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:32 AM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

No I didn't notice that at all Sor_AWC, I obviously have been lacking in my education... please tell me about it, I really want to knowI hate being the dumbest on UGOTO

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 07:23 AM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schwing

schwing a ding a doo ...


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 07:51 AM
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I'm sorry you had to translate your comment... it is very funny and I apreciate your wit

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View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 09:32 AM
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you said you would never buy her another after she knocked her teeth out( yes im back i paid the bill)


 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

...but you can only afford to be on two minutes at a time?

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View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 01:33 PM
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its not its that my hamster gets tired running for any longer then that and he needs water


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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 03:37 PM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

Shirls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's about damn time!!! we missed you!!!!!! Now can we hurt Konifur and put him in his place?? HUH?? pretty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(This comment was modified on Jul 31, 2008 04:10 PM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:05 AM
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come on girls lets hunt this man down and knock him down a peg or 2 woo hoo i love picking on my dad


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 03, 2008 at 07:26 PM
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 31, 2008 at 07:52 PM
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Shirls my little Twisted Sister.. I have missed you!!! Hows it going Girl???? Please don't leave me alone with the fellas again, I need supervision at all times'Cause sometimes I am naughty

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View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:06 AM
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well im bk better then ever and gonna kick some male booty watch out boys we are coming to get you


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:24 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

Baby Cakes there is even fresh meats for you to dig your teeth into, might I suggest Easy.. cute, juicy and a biker, Nightcrawler is also turning out to be worth chewing on too. Then we have the usual Tasty Bites in the form of Prey, Bamber, Token, CaptainTom... but if it is OK with you I will continue chewing out ya Daddy

(This comment was modified on Aug 02, 2008 02:03 AM)


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View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:36 AM
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well i will let you chew on my dad because i think the police will have something to say about if i did
but the rest of you watch out i have one hell of a bite


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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 03, 2008 at 07:29 PM
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Shirls you let Auntie Debz & Auntie Sweets take care of your naughty Daddy... he will be nice in no time


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:19 AM
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shit! i am moving to www.rotton.com

double shit that site is closed down.
i try some other site where i`m not head huntered. mmmm WWW.NICEFURRYBEARS.COM


(This comment was modified on Aug 01, 2008 01:22 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:27 AM
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bye bye


 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:43 AM
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were you trying to get to http://www.rotten.com/ by any chance?

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:52 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

i thought it was shut down.i never actually tried it.
but the bear site will do for me, i know ursaminor will go to it with me where we can browse in peace without these twisted sisters and evil clowns bugging us.

BTW there is free beer for men on that site.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 06:40 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Might I suggest a reduction in her allowance...and resumption of her household chores.


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:18 AM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

sor if i could i would but she is a big girl now and does not live with me any more she has her own house .
but beware sor it seems she has become a twisted sister.
if you get hassle you are welcome to join ursaminor and i on WWW.NICEFURRYBEARS.COM i think token will going on there as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:29 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I've checked both sites and Buddy.. there aint no escaping me... no come here, Mamma has brought you a present, lets get then on you Puppy


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:36 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

NICEFURRYBEARS.COM IS A SECRET SITE OF COURSE YOU CAN`T FIND IT.
bears are crafty they hid the site from hunters so girls have no chance to find it.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for shirlsshirls
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:38 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

guess what i no where you live so i can get you anytime i want hahahahahahaha


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 12:47 AM
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Comment in reply to shirls's original comment

you will never i say never find the NICEFURRYBEAR.COM SITE.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 01:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

HA! That is because it don't exist!!!! Liar liar pants on fire!!!
You are naughty for telling me lies Konifur..what is to be done to naughty liars?

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 07:54 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

oops i may have made a typo there, that`s why you can`t find the site.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 03, 2008 at 07:23 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

BUT YOU STILL LIED to me Konifur.. Liars must be punished because lying is a spanking punishmentNow you know that I punish you because I want you to grow up to be a good boy


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 08:19 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ohh ah ohhh ahhh! do you feel something trickling down your leg now debz....tee hee.ohhh ahhh please stop ohh ouch.tee hee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 02, 2008 at 02:07 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

No women huh? Just men huh? Well go then we girls will stay here with Easy and Bamber and find something else to do... maybe a day of Golf


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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