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CptDeath
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 04:19 AM
229 tokens, 4.2 days wasted

Hey, $6.25, that is pretty cheap for a slut.......

If you can't impress with knowledge, baffle with idiocy!

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Redbeard
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 05:09 AM
1,087 tokens, 3.05 days wasted

Comment in reply to CptDeath's original comment

Raffle hotel... singapore... ok its in the adress book.

Notice that Nachos are more expensive....

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2005 05:10 AM)

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

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Homefries
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 10:26 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to CptDeath's original comment

Don't forget the exchange rate! 1 Singapore dollar is about $.60 US. So the slut actually cost about:

3.75 USD
3.17 Euro
2.15 GBP

Hahahahaha

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2005 10:31 AM)

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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LooS_RC
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:30 AM
481 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

bout the same price for one in romania!!!! But only for a BJ!!!

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

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PandieKray
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 06:05 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Just what every man would want on his docket for his better half to see

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 09:17 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

, can you imagine if you found that receipt in your hubbies pocket

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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minodude
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 06:22 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

it says 1 slut, not I slut as the title suggets

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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asswomans
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 08:45 AM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

the title is in roman numeral

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wes
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 07:48 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

No reimbursment for that one!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 08:14 AM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

I wonder if you get an STD do you get a refund?

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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likeaneagle
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 08:49 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to TrojanHorse's original comment

please , keep it nice

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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jackhammer
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 04:20 PM
772 tokens, 5.12 days wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

don't forget the $40 office call to the md. and the $40 pennecillin shot.....

semmer down now....

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 02:33 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Comment in reply to TrojanHorse's original comment

Aww man!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Monkey
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 09:28 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

LMFAO

1 slut.

I hope he told the front desk "1 slut, uh..lets see....hold the herpes."

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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smiley_ie
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 10:26 AM
601 tokens, 3.95 days wasted

Buy 1 get 1 or half price

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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david75
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 02:09 PM
13 tokens, 1.64 days wasted

Don't forget the 10% service charge.

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2005 02:10 PM)

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azzho
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 04:50 PM
245 tokens, 17.55 hours wasted

"Assistance required at register 3, price check on one slut. Repeat, price check on one slut at register 3."

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 06:28 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Well, at that price I could afford to stock up! You never know when you might need a slut

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Sammers
Posted on Dec 22, 2005 at 06:51 PM
105 tokens, 10.1 hours wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

It's not so much, you never know when you need one, it's more..... when DONT you need one?I'm sure every guy could go for a slut right now.

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2005 06:52 PM)

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for the hit show Law and Order, claiming the
name of the show is in fact, a registered trade mark for his left and right
legs.

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SaintJimmy
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 02:15 PM
692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

if u buy a certin amount do u get one slut free?

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stutterfly
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 08:52 PM
628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to SaintJimmy's original comment

if u buy a certain amount of sluts u get a pack of condoms free

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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_____.:/
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...//___//
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bang bang

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SaintJimmy
Posted on Dec 23, 2005 at 02:16 PM
692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

i wonder if the penuttbutter jelly has anything to do with the slut

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atxman76
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 03:18 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

1 case of the crabs thrown in free.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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aph21
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 09:31 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Singapore has a place that is knowen as the four floors of whores, in the day time it's a regular outlet mall but at night it's a bunch a clubs with a lot of whores!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Gl1tt3rgurl
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 10:08 PM
67 tokens, 7.4 hours wasted

HAHAHAHA HEY that is not very nice it should be more!!! That would be awsome! Hey mommie i bought a slut! Then the mom would say o that is nice hope you saved some money hey what!?

People call me lots of names a few to my face.
Afraid to talk to my face i dont bite.... HARD?!

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Izzy3150
Posted on Jan 20, 2006 at 12:20 AM
365 tokens, 16.08 hours wasted

This reminds me of a real shampoo called "Cheap Slut."

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

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curlyfry25
Posted on Jan 27, 2006 at 03:52 PM
389 tokens, 19.72 hours wasted

1 slut only 6.25!! Where was that recite from again?!? You will find me there if you need me!!!

peace out...

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Robins_kid
Posted on Feb 11, 2006 at 02:43 PM
281 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

there gettin cheaper and cheaper

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

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RedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:58 PM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted

Man: Hey slut...you gave me crabs!

Slut: Oh no I didn't! You paid for them. I gave you a receipt!

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

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10step
Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 10:18 PM
718 tokens, 2.57 days wasted

HEY WAITRESS
THIS AINT RIGHT
I HAD 1 ICE CREAM AND 4 SLUTS

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

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MRB
Posted on Aug 24, 2006 at 12:25 PM
1,252 tokens, 2.18 days wasted

does it mention she comes with free hiv

this user does not have a signature

i dont suffer from insanity. i enjoy every minute of it.

Why r we dying to live if we are just living to die? (Tupac n Biggie Runnin)

dont worry to much about life no one gets out alive.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

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