I'd be kicking them little kids, they shouldn't be doing that in the first place.

Getting future pervs off to a good start...

My friend said this about Scotland:

"A true Scotsman never wears anything under his kilt."

We went to a festival last year for the midevil times. My wife was goingto dress the part so she wanted me to also. I ended up with a kilt on and no underware. Well, my son decided to pull hard enough on the back that it came un done in front of everybody. Not one of my bestmoments but definetly one of the funniest.

EEEWWWW THAT NASTY

I bet they are laughing at what is so hard to see. Little, dried up wheenie.